Some things you just don't want to know...

Sep 09, 2004 10:57

Today at work, a guy came in and ordered a mocha. Conversation went like this ( Read more... )

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sshorty September 9 2004, 10:11:10 UTC
Ugh. I think that counts as sexual harassment. If he does it again, I'd mention it to the manager... Not that there's much the manager can do, other than tell the guy he's a creep and not welcome in the store...

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skamp21 September 9 2004, 11:03:30 UTC
My manager heard, actually. She was in the back room, but the door was open, and when he was gone she came out and said, "Was he talking about whipped cream and sex???"

It was weird, because he was so matter of fact and casual about it. I mean, he might as well have said, "Whipped cream belongs on ice cream sundaes, not coffee."

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mandopout September 9 2004, 10:16:54 UTC
why do people like their sex so messy?
i mean. its going to leave some sticky...

nevermind. i dont like where this is going. YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.

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skamp21 September 9 2004, 11:04:21 UTC
Well according to him (though I'm also going by what I've learned from the mass media here), the whole fun of playing with whipped cream (or any other food, really) is that you get to lick it off. So if you're leaving sticky...it's your own damn fault!

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that rules! scary_kisses September 9 2004, 10:47:18 UTC
whoaaa...i thought earl was at work this morning, not back in colorado harrassing innocent coffee employees! ;)

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Re: that rules! skamp21 September 9 2004, 11:05:36 UTC
See, if it had been Earl, it would have been much less scary. But no, we're talking about thirty-something guy in a suit on his way to work. The kind of guy who usually talks about trading options or something.

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Re: that rules! scary_kisses September 9 2004, 12:39:23 UTC
i maintain...that rules. i want to talk about kinky sex practices such as putting whipped cream on body parts as part of my job!

o wait...;)

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Re: that rules! skamp21 September 9 2004, 18:44:57 UTC
What, actual kinky sex practices have become boring, and you now want to talk about them? ;)

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