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[skankasorus]

i just cut off the end of my thumb. i had a breakdown in front of the doctor and nurse when he was jamming needles into the end of my thumb that was no longer there. The nurse started asking me if I liked interior design and I started doing the hiccuping crying thing, the kind where you can't catch your breath. oh silly j-net! i feel better now

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[st3v3dav3]

Did they sew the tip back on or did you keep it, cuz I'd like to eat it on a ritz cracker!