oh man.... joe just asked me what pogoing was!!! lol ( Read more... )

i'mmm sooooooooo pickled!!
drunk drunkn drunk drunk drunk...... happy b day laurenem.....drunk
joes houldn't have had 20 shots...... lol

tell us about chicken..
wow@@! cooko klock!!
chiming!@! drunk

ya
so yesterday i went undearwear shopping and was soooo happy because I FIT INTO A B CUP!!!!!!
ya and then i fouind a really cute bathing suit that i'm gonna get for when i go back down to Florida in may...

ya so today i found out that PAULS NOT GAY!!
*nice hey*
ya so anywyas when i was flying home last night all like NO ICE! NO ICE! NO ICE!
fuck i forgot so you did what for how many cookies???

ya
i'm sooo happy it's finally spring!!! i heart it when you can fly home from work and not have to worry about ice and shit!! ya..'blah!

"So we decided that he's cute even if he's a mexican because like the make hot cars type of mexican."

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Ya yesterday was lion-y, but today is kinda lamb-y

-Jess

Always count on jess to say really fucked up things.... oh man i can't wait for tommorrrow i need to get out and go to a show!!!!!!!!!

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"WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW AFUCKING SPOON IN THERE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!"
oh my god!! seriouysly can't stop laughing!!!! hahahahaha!! lauren's such a silly gilrie whirlie