The Popo's Guns

[skantgirl]

Saturday night: me face down on the asphalt with four armed officers above me and a police helicopter above. Why? Someone switched my license plate with that of a stolen vehical.

Tuesday afternoon: career offer with Nationalstar Mortgage. I may be...LOAN OFFICER WEIGEL.

Tuesday night: I <3 Mikey.

Comments

[levitate_me]

from what i've heard, the mortgage business is really slow right now and also rather stressful.

...and in defense of our lovely law enforcers, last time i saw you - you looked pretty fucking threatening.