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[skapenguin]

Why I like being a history major, I can actually say this:

"Chris, what are you doing right now?"

"Writing a paper defending the prevelance of Prostitution and Concubinage in early-modern Eurasia."

"...ok"

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[sonnidays]

Woww, you actually beat me.

"Sonni, what are you doing right now?"

"Reading about how to flirt."

"For what class?"

"English."

Hahahaha

[sparklepanda]

One more

"Markel, what are you doing?"

"Watching Clueless for my conference project. And analyzing Cher."

"...What?"

[scrambldmeggs]

"Meghan, what are you doing?"

"Analyzing the surface area of the solid formed when this parabolic curve formed by these two Cartesian equations is rotated around the y-axis."

[skapenguin]

Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what you are talking about?

[scrambldmeggs]

It's not really that complicated, it just LOOKS impressive to write it out like that.

[sonnidays]

yeahhhh me too

[leharlot]

"charlotte, what are you doing?"

"thinking about how a diver would jump off a ferris wheel to fall into a moving cart of water and how that will relate to a clock"

"...oh, you must be in IMP"

[schupo]

"Bobby, what are you doing?"

"Not my english homework."

[sonnidays]

You lose.

[schupo]

:(

[anonymous]

"John, what are you doing?"
"Studying the relative frequency of the "Kangzai 109" radical strokes in mordernized Mandarin writing, but only for formal purposes and media presentation. Also, contemplating suicide."

[skapenguin]

You win.