Come on bartender
Won't you be more tender
Give me two shots of whiskey
And a beer chaser
Love will be the death of me
Love is so fair
Cause it starts with a flower
And it ends with a tr-tr-tr-trickle
Come on bartender
Just a little more tender
I ate all your peanuts
Return me to sender
Happen to gander
Now I'm barely standing
Just call me a taxi
And prepare me
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