[app post the SECOND]
Character: Bikky Goldman
Series: FAKE
Character Age: 11
Canon: FAKE is what happens with all the subtext of the buddy cop genre becomes text.
Back when Dee and Ryo were just partners and not partners, they met Bikky. A little punk of a kid, they caught him trying to escape the police station on rollerblades after his father had been murdered. Since it was mainly Dee doing the capturing and Ryo the comforting, Bikky took an instant disliking to the former, and latched like a barnacle to the latter; the obvious solution was for Ryo to pretty much adopt him. At first Bikky's life-long goal is to keep Dee away from his new mom dad, but his cockblocking - though impressive - eventually fails. Bikky has layed off a bit since then, though he and Dee still continue to antagonize one another. That's just how they roll.
Prickly on the outside but with a soft center of woobie (buried deep, deep down), Bikky is blunt, impulsive, and fiercely loyal to those he cares about. He takes the Leader role in his group of friends, and is a devoted not!boyfriend to his not!girlfriend, Carol. He's the kind to insist that he can do anything he sets his mind to, and this is true particularly in basketball, rollerblading, poker, stealing stuff, and kicking people.
Sample:
Wow, I know zombies aren't the brightest bulbs, but damn. You're really going for a record here, huh? Let's try this again, on three. One! two! thre -- no! No, no, no! The ball goes in the hoop! We've been over this! It ain't that hard: we throw the ball. We do not eat the ball. How is that hard? C'MON. Hopeless. You're lucky I got spares, lemme tell ya. Now, let's try agai --
Oh, yeah, genius. Now you don't have a hand. Moron. And you didn't even get it in!
Man. Carol and the guys should really be seein' this. Where the hell'd those guys run off to? This's the best field trip EVER! Real live zombies! Okay, not live-live, duhh, but ZOMBIES! The UNDEAD. If they're hidin' they all need to stop it like, five minutes ago. I won't allow it! No way's there gonna be hiding on my watch. Nuh-uh. Not cool.
Seriously, GUYS! Carol! C'mooon, quit it already, they're not even that scary! Nothin' to be afraid of. They're just a buncha guys stumblin' around with their skin hanging off. Which, when you get over the gross factor is pretty freakin' cool. Just like the movies! 'Cept not scary. Yeah yeah, they might still be after your brains, but trust me, all you gotta do is make sure they don't take a bite out've you an' you'll be fine. If you guys can outrun Oscar down at the store on 7th (which I know you can -- you're welcome) you can outrun a couple weak-ass zombies, got it? They're totally harmless. Come say hello! I call that one Dee.
... No? Pansies. I swear, when I find those guys we're definitely gonna be havin' words. An' by words, I mean someone's gonna have some footprints on their teeth. Hmph. Make those losers think twice about takin' off like this again.
Guess it's just you an' me then, my zombie friends. Back to practice! If you guys wanna be ready for the game this weekend we got a lot of work to do, so listen up! First we have -- hey, you! Yeah, you. You got a name? Huh? Arrrrm. Oookay, that'll work I guess. Arrrm, here, you're gonna be shootin' from... whoa, you're really fallin' apart waaay more'n normal, man. Was there a contest or somethin'? That is some impressive shit you got going. No worries, though; think I might have to find you a replacement if we make it to finals, but for now you'll do. It's one last moment of glory, buddy! I know you can do it. Here, catch!
...
O-OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED A ZOMBIE. A zombie! HELL yeah! Serves him right for tryin' a headbutt ohhh that is gross I am -- dude! I am awesome. Killed a zombie, killed a zombie!
Bikky! The Zombie Killer.
... votings went here. 96.4% (53/2) w-wtf.
Series: FAKE
Character Age: 11
Canon: FAKE is what happens with all the subtext of the buddy cop genre becomes text.
Back when Dee and Ryo were just partners and not partners, they met Bikky. A little punk of a kid, they caught him trying to escape the police station on rollerblades after his father had been murdered. Since it was mainly Dee doing the capturing and Ryo the comforting, Bikky took an instant disliking to the former, and latched like a barnacle to the latter; the obvious solution was for Ryo to pretty much adopt him. At first Bikky's life-long goal is to keep Dee away from his new mom dad, but his cockblocking - though impressive - eventually fails. Bikky has layed off a bit since then, though he and Dee still continue to antagonize one another. That's just how they roll.
Prickly on the outside but with a soft center of woobie (buried deep, deep down), Bikky is blunt, impulsive, and fiercely loyal to those he cares about. He takes the Leader role in his group of friends, and is a devoted not!boyfriend to his not!girlfriend, Carol. He's the kind to insist that he can do anything he sets his mind to, and this is true particularly in basketball, rollerblading, poker, stealing stuff, and kicking people.
Sample:
Wow, I know zombies aren't the brightest bulbs, but damn. You're really going for a record here, huh? Let's try this again, on three. One! two! thre -- no! No, no, no! The ball goes in the hoop! We've been over this! It ain't that hard: we throw the ball. We do not eat the ball. How is that hard? C'MON. Hopeless. You're lucky I got spares, lemme tell ya. Now, let's try agai --
Oh, yeah, genius. Now you don't have a hand. Moron. And you didn't even get it in!
Man. Carol and the guys should really be seein' this. Where the hell'd those guys run off to? This's the best field trip EVER! Real live zombies! Okay, not live-live, duhh, but ZOMBIES! The UNDEAD. If they're hidin' they all need to stop it like, five minutes ago. I won't allow it! No way's there gonna be hiding on my watch. Nuh-uh. Not cool.
Seriously, GUYS! Carol! C'mooon, quit it already, they're not even that scary! Nothin' to be afraid of. They're just a buncha guys stumblin' around with their skin hanging off. Which, when you get over the gross factor is pretty freakin' cool. Just like the movies! 'Cept not scary. Yeah yeah, they might still be after your brains, but trust me, all you gotta do is make sure they don't take a bite out've you an' you'll be fine. If you guys can outrun Oscar down at the store on 7th (which I know you can -- you're welcome) you can outrun a couple weak-ass zombies, got it? They're totally harmless. Come say hello! I call that one Dee.
... No? Pansies. I swear, when I find those guys we're definitely gonna be havin' words. An' by words, I mean someone's gonna have some footprints on their teeth. Hmph. Make those losers think twice about takin' off like this again.
Guess it's just you an' me then, my zombie friends. Back to practice! If you guys wanna be ready for the game this weekend we got a lot of work to do, so listen up! First we have -- hey, you! Yeah, you. You got a name? Huh? Arrrrm. Oookay, that'll work I guess. Arrrm, here, you're gonna be shootin' from... whoa, you're really fallin' apart waaay more'n normal, man. Was there a contest or somethin'? That is some impressive shit you got going. No worries, though; think I might have to find you a replacement if we make it to finals, but for now you'll do. It's one last moment of glory, buddy! I know you can do it. Here, catch!
...
O-OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED A ZOMBIE. A zombie! HELL yeah! Serves him right for tryin' a headbutt ohhh that is gross I am -- dude! I am awesome. Killed a zombie, killed a zombie!
Bikky! The Zombie Killer.
... votings went here. 96.4% (53/2) w-wtf.