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Character: Bikky Goldman
Series: FAKE (Wikipedia)
Character Age: 12
Canon: Bikky is a young punk from the slums of New York. He's first introduced when he's trying to escape the police station... on his roller skates. He's actually NOT in trouble, (for once!) but he'd been brought in because his father, a drug-runner, was murdered. The officers who are able to thwart his escape are Dee and Ryo. Bikky takes an instant liking to Ryo (mainly because he doesn't pressure him and get frustrated and yelly like Dee does) and a disliking to Dee. From then on, he makes it his mission to "protect" Ryo from Dee's advances, and he usually manages to storm in on the two riiiiight when it's getting good. Ryo pretty much ends up adopting him. HA HA DEE. Ryo also kind of becomes a stand-in father for a friend -- and future girlfriend -- of Bikky's, Carol. She's three years older than he is but they seem to do just about everything together. He's "reserved" her first date, when she turns 18.
Bikky is loud, obnoxious, with a tendency to think he's too clever for his own good, but he's very protective of those he considers family and will do anything he can to keep them safe. Skills include basketball, poker, rollerblading, cockblocking, and kicking people in the face.
Sample Post:
"Camp Fuck You Die"? What the hell is that?
I fall asleep on the bus for five minutes and wake up in this hell hole? That's just great. There's MUD in my skates and all my stuff is missin' and it looks like there's things lurking there in the shadows and -- Carol is gone. OOOKAY, somebody better start talkin'! HEY YOU! This is definitely NOT the camp I was signed up for!! You're gonna tell me where everybody is or I'll have to --
... YES I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU with the... rotting flesh ohgod never mind I'll just be over here I can look around by myself you don't need to come over.
Soooo there's zombies. This is new and excitin'. Really. Umm. This must be some kinda... movie set. That's gotta be what it is. Yeah. For some really incredibly lame zombie flick. Had me surprised for a sec, but that explains the... atmosphere. Yeah, kinda creepy, but duh. It could use some better special effects and some kinda welcomin' committee that doesn't involve people fallin' apart, though. Besides that it's. Oh! NO DEE! Awesome. Yes! Gotta look on the positive side of things! All I gotta do is meet someone who doesn't look like he wants to eat my brains, hope Ryo can hold that bastard off long enough for me to get back, find Carol and everything'll be...
Oh. Hello to you too... Giant Lake Monster Thing. Ain't you friendly. I'm flattered, but no. Listen, Lady -- you are lady, right? Please tell me it's a lady -- ya better keep your parts to yourself. I'm taken, thanks. Aaand I borrowed Ryo's stun gun again! The last time I used it it was very effective, so.
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Hey! Sushi! I said no touching! Okay, you asked for iadhks
I need an adult.
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