One-Liners

[skaterboyslash]

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates

Comments

[timian]

Hee. These were great. My favorite is the one about psychokinesis though. Heh.

[evangelene]

I love Steven Wright. One of my favourite quotes of his:

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Yes. You're ugly."