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[skeebix]

So. I'm home, and I'm fairly certain you are also home. If this applies to you, let's hang out.

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[potemkyn]

Judging from your picture, your time in Pennsylvania's Wal-Mart belt has transmorgrified you into a braying Ozark mountain whore. Remove those talons and then we'll talk.

[wenuswilson]

Don't knock the talons until you get your back scratched by them. They make your leg quiver like a dog. It's fantasmic.

[skeebix]

Dear Ryan, the nails are just part of my mansfield transformation. I hope that you will be able to take some time out of your busy schedule to come up and see my new mobile apartment in the fall. Mansfield is really great. I never knew how enjoyable bedazzle!-ing clothing and motherhood could be, but I feel that Jesus has truly blessed me. God bless, and I hope to see you this summer.