By Rita Skeeter, Senior CorrespondentOfficials from the Department of Mysteries have refused once again to rule out re-opening the notorious Dark Arts Museum. The Museum, which has been closed since the bombings and declaration of open war by You-Know-Who, has been the center of controversy since it opened two years ago ( Read more... )

Rita Skeeter, Senior Correspondent

Our future, dear readers, has changed forever.  The attacks of last night seem guaranteed to be a sign of things to come, in light of the chilling letter received by the Minister himself.  This humble reporter has seen the letter, dear readers, and it evokes memories that we had, as a society, struggled to forget.

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Rita Skeeter, Senior CorrespondentAt 8pm last night a bomb ripped through the Atrium of the Ministry of Magic, killing the Minister's top aide and four other Ministry employees. Immediately after the explosion the Dark Mark appeared in the sky above the Ministry. The minister himself was fortunately unharmed, dear readers, though his office has ( Read more... )

Your bloody tip network, failed, Barney!  I'm supposed to break the news, not find out from the bloody Wizarding Wireless Network!  I'm going in, and you'd damn well better be ready to do copy edit when I file.

Rita

A Taste for Class

Rita Skeeter, Senior Correspondent

It seems that Ron Weasley has moved seamlessly from one celebrity boyfriend to another.  Just over a month after leaving Britain’s own hero, Harry Potter, Weasley was seen making out with Victor Krum, captain of the Bulgarian Quidditch team, at the high end Goroubylansko Hanche in Sofia, Bulgaria.

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Our Broken Hero?
By Rita Skeeter, Senior Correspondent The Wizarding World has traditionally held its heroes in the highest regard and, in return, these astounding men and women have been paragons of courage, beauty and strength. Indeed, we have come to expect these traits from our heroes, and one must question the role within our society of a ( Read more... )

Is it my fault that no one in the office would talk? I nearly spent my source money for the year teasing information out of that place. You should be thanking me for getting blood out of a rock, not chiding me for taking time out of my evening to squeeze further ( Read more... )

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Or hold my piece for tomorrow, whichever works better. I've a tip that can't be ignored, it'll make the story if it's true.

I'll report back in an hour.

Rita

Announcing the Next Generation
Rita Skeeter, Senior CorrespondentAll of us here at the Daily Prophet would like to join the flood of well wishers welcoming Katerina Gloria Markovna Tonks Dolohova-Snape and Ivan Theodore Markovich Tonks Dolohov-Snape to the Wizarding World. Born to Marcellus Pyotrivich Dolohov-Snape and Nymphadora Violet Tonks ( Read more... )