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[skeily_anne]

so, i'm applying to starbucks, and at this point am really annoyed with this whole application thing. one of the questions reads:

"what do you like about coffee?"

really? i like absolutely nothing about coffee... but could i write that?

hm... hypothetical conversation in my head when i call back about the job...

me: so, is there a possibility that i

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[supaserajupiter]

Dear Starbucks

Your application is so dumb. Can we just be serious for a minute please. Starbucks, you need an employee and Shelly needs a job. Who the hell cares if she likes the drink or not. It's not like she's gonna have a long drawn out conversation with the stupid customers and obviously they like the crap so sodrfijosijerw!!

You need help and Shelly can help, so cut the crap and give her the job.

Sincerely,

Le Purple Queen

[overcastshadow]

Could you say you like the smell? Coffee smells really good.

[kaleidoscope5]

just say that you like how it brings joy to so many people and enables america to function at an amazing calibur. you want to be part of spreading the joy.

bs?
yes.

they eat that up.

and you don't have to like coffee to be good at selling it. it just requires knowledge about the products...like wines. i don't know many people that like every kind of wine, even the people who sell it--it's just their job to be able to describe it or to know how to pair it. i'm sure there's a coffee for dummies. read up.