What the fuck is this, fuck with J day?

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To the bestest girl in my life:


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Changes afoot, mark my words.

Please go away soon.

five of the best days of my life...

Oh hells yeah.

I'll miss you guys.


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In high school my two best friends were Mike and Rick. Rick liked vampires the best, Mike liked werewolves, and I liked zombies.

Mike was the crypt keeper and I was the grim reaper. We used to bust rhymes.

Shotgun blast to the abdomen only makes her angrier.


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