This trip is interrupted by a non sequitur...

[skeleton_pirate]

I have a terrible secret to tell. Well, my wife already knows, but that's it.

I want to be an Indian woman.

It's really become a problem. My heart jumps a bit when I see a sari, or some lovely paneer. It's completely sick and there is nothing that I can do about it.

Clearly, however, someone understands me:

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Comments

[lillielil]

When you're an Indian woman, I will make sure you have a large quantity of safety pins so you aren't constantly MESSING WITH THAT SHIT.