Bah

[skellingtonjon]

So I didn't win the Evening News writing thing.

Probably because I didn't proclaim Scarborough to be Paradise on Earth, or write something trite about dead relatives who loved the place.

Big fat hairy deal- I know I can write, and you guys know I can write, so fuck the Evening News.

Right in their stupid asses.
:)

Comments

[bloggerofdeath]

I call them the Evil News. The bastards never paid me for publishing my cartoon strip.

[king_of_bees]

Marie Daniels works for the Evening News. Would you fuck her in the ass?

[skellingtonjon]

No, coz I've known her since she was 13, and that'd just be... weird.

And gay.

[jesterson]

About 25p too much I say - good for two things though. One being finding property, the second is that its cheaper than tesco's loo roll when your finished with it.

[friendly_otter]

those winning stories were wank!