well, do you remember that time we traveled to Kenya with those Christian Missionaries trying to convert the local people? wasn't it funny how we turned them all into a Vampire cult instead? and then kidnapped the teenaged daughter of the head missionary and made her become the leader of said cult, and then traveled by zebra as fast as we could to get the hell out of there?
Well, do you remember the time when we were cruising down the vegas strip, in a high speed chase after the leader of a drag queen gang, dodging spiked stelleto heels, me rocking my shotgun, listening to metallica. After we finally drove them off a bridge, we finally hit up all the strip clubs and were total rockstars :P
That make out session behind the porta-potties at the Elma Carnival was intense. We were both covered in sugar waffle powder and it was the moment you discovered I had a penis. It was bigger then yours too.
Hey, remember that time we were all hanging out? How the fuck did you convince my husband to dress in drag and tell everybody that he was the Lizard Queen and people needed to wise up or he was going to nuke their little damn planet? It was almost as funny as the pathetic attempts of your cultists to prove they were cooler then mine.
Still gotta say, that one blonde chick does make a mean martini. I can understand why you keep *her* around. ;) The cultist orgy, however, wasn't as awesome as I thought it could have been. Need better midget strippers, I think, next time. :D
when i confided in you my secret support of the somolian pirates, i expected maybe you's would find some way to pull some strings and send an untraceable donation. i never expected it to turn into a month long adventure into the bowls of international arms dealing. the alien snuggling ring. man, we had a blast with those guys didn't we? naked pig grills for life! but seriously, it was the experience of a life time. i'm truly blessed to call you my friend (though i'm still pissed you cock blocked me with that norwegian embassy bitch! ;o)
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yeah, that was a good month.
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Still gotta say, that one blonde chick does make a mean martini. I can understand why you keep *her* around. ;) The cultist orgy, however, wasn't as awesome as I thought it could have been. Need better midget strippers, I think, next time. :D
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