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LivinLegend540: home on a sat. night?
Sparkled Grey: pink eye.
Sparkled Grey: sucks.
Sparkled Grey: big.
Sparkled Grey: rubber.
Sparkled Grey: penises.
Sparkled Grey: :-(
LivinLegend540: why not wooden ones?
Sparkled Grey: Because rubber is better.
LivinLegend540: but wood is sturdier
Sparkled Grey: But it splinters.
LivinLegend540: only if you treat it bad
LivinLegend540: polish every night and use that wood protector paint thingamanigger
Sparkled Grey: Are you saying I don't know how to treat a penis?
LivinLegend540: Not a wooden one
Sparkled Grey: Like I said, rubber is better.
LivinLegend540: i beg to differ
Sparkled Grey: You don't have to do so much to take care of a rubber one.
Sparkled Grey: So therefore, is a wiser choice.
LivinLegend540: But the wooden one stays straight at all times, while the rubber one sways to and fro
Sparkled Grey: It needs to be a lil flexible.
LivinLegend540: and dont get me started on the new stainless steel and digital ones
Sparkled Grey: Ohh God.. those ones HAAAVE to be cold when inserted.
LivinLegend540: you warm it up
Sparkled Grey: I'm sticking with rubber, those are already room temp.
Sparkled Grey: Can't beat good ol rubber.
LivinLegend540: ahhh i see