what the balls is going on around here
2:33:44 AM Emily: MAN MAKO
2:33:46 AM Emily: MAN
2:33:51 AM Mako: Yes?
2:33:52 AM Emily: I AM THE SAME WAY
2:33:55 AM Mako: Actually, I'm a chick.
2:33:59 AM Mako: And your tag was gold.
2:34:08 AM Mako: I will actually share the thread with chat when I'm done here.
2:34:13 AM Mako: So they can see how amazing you are.
2:34:16 AM Emily: ~o~ dkghdfjkhnf
2:34:18 AM Emily: WAIT
2:34:21 AM Emily: NOT HOW AMAZING I AM
2:34:26 AM Emily: BECAUSE I SUCK BALLS
2:34:37 AM Mako: YOU SUCK MY BALLS.
2:34:41 AM Mako: AND YOU SUCK THEM WONDERFULLY.
2:34:42 AM Mako: ...
2:34:43 AM Emily: jdshgibjk
2:34:44 AM Mako: <.<;
2:34:44 AM Dawg: ...
2:34:46 AM Emily: oh
2:34:55 AM Emily: so those were your balls
2:34:56 AM Dawg: /quietly copies and pastes into "Things Mako has said that has made me laugh"
2:35:00 AM Dawg: "AND EMILY"
SHOCKY LEFT THE CHAT RIGHT ABOUT HERE.
2:35:03 AM Toni: shocky was jealous
2:35:03 AM Mako: OH MY GOD.
2:35:06 AM Mako: WE KILLED SHOCKY.
2:35:08 AM Mako: 8[
2:35:11 AM Toni: so jealous it killed her
2:35:12 AM Mako: IT WAS MY FAULT.
2:35:12 AM Dawg: YOU BASTARDS
2:35:18 AM Mako: I WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
2:35:18 AM Toni: "why wasn't it my balls"
2:35:20 AM Dawg: YOU LYING BASTARDS
2:35:24 AM Mako: ASKLDU9S8UD90Q1WDLIJSAD09C
2:35:27 AM Dawg: I AM GAY AND EUROPEAN
2:35:31 AM Emily: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2:35:33 AM Dawg: KFJAJSDJKASKJD
2:35:35 AM Emily: oh wait no killing shocky is bad
2:35:38 AM Emily: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
2:35:42 AM Me: .... I walked away and then I
2:35:44 AM Me: came back and
2:35:48 AM Dawg: WHAT.
2:35:49 AM Me: maybe I will just walk away again
2:35:50 AM Dawg: WHAT D YOU WANT.
2:35:51 AM Dawg: NO
2:35:54 AM Dawg: YOU COME THE FUCK BACK HERE
2:35:58 AM Dawg: YOU NEVER LEAVE
2:35:59 AM Mako: 8[
2:36:02 AM Mako: BRET.
2:36:04 AM Mako: MY LOVE.
2:36:07 AM Me: I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR TENDER BALL SUCKING
2:36:08 AM Dawg: I WILL HEAT YOUR FAMILY.
2:36:08 AM Mako: I'M SORRY FOR MY INFIDELITY.
2:36:11 AM Dawg: EAT
2:36:13 AM Dawg: I MEANT EAT
2:36:13 AM Mako: SOPD9I8WQEDOP
2:36:15 AM Mako: *DIES*
2:36:16 AM Dawg: I WILL HEAT YOUR FAMILY TOO
2:36:20 AM Me: well I'm glad you heated them first
2:36:20 AM Toni: I'm dying
2:36:23 AM Dawg: FKJAJSDA
2:36:24 AM Toni: I'm so dying
2:36:26 AM Me: they might have bacteria
2:36:30 AM Dawg: I know, right?
2:36:32 AM Dawg: Best be safe.
2:36:38 AM Me: make sure you do it evenly
2:36:51 AM Mako: omfgomfgomfgomfg CAN'T BREATHE.
2:36:53 AM Dawg: I mean either way they still taste delicious with katsup
2:36:53 AM Mako: STOOOOOP.
2:36:55 AM Dawg: ....catsup
2:37:01 AM Emily: bnjgkbhdsk
2:37:02 AM Dawg: tomatoe jizz
2:37:05 AM Me: what don't ruin them with ketchup that's the devil's sauce
2:37:07 AM Toni: dkglakdsfaj
2:37:10 AM Dawg: NO
2:37:10 AM Mako: iouadiou7sa
2:37:13 AM Dawg: I EAT WHAT I WANT
2:37:17 AM Mako: WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST, DAWG.
2:37:18 AM Me: you're gross ma'am
2:37:20 AM Dawg: I WILL EAT TOMATAH JIZZ
2:37:23 AM Mako: I CAN NEVER LOOK AT A TOMATO AGAIN.
2:37:24 AM Dawg: AND YOU CANT STOP ME
2:37:25 AM Mako: EEEEEW.
2:37:27 AM Mako: STOP THAT.
2:37:29 AM Dawg: NOPE
2:37:29 AM Mako: GROSS.
2:37:31 AM Dawg: NEVER
2:37:34 AM Me: they'd be much better in a tomato based curry
2:37:34 AM Mako: TOMATOES DO NOT LEAK WHITE STUFF
2:37:35 AM Mako: EEEEEW.
2:37:39 AM Dawg: /DROWNS SELF IN JETKETUCP
2:37:41 AM Dawg: FJKAKJSD
2:37:45 AM Me: THEY DO IN OEDIPUS...
2:37:47 AM Angela: the sacs i breath with are dying
2:37:48 AM Dawg: THEY CRYING
2:37:50 AM Me: no wait that was the potato
2:37:55 AM Dawg: Oh.
2:37:57 AM Angela: stop this chat right this instant
2:38:03 AM Dawg: Potato jizz.
2:38:04 AM Mako: OH, NOES.
2:38:08 AM Dawg: What next.
2:38:10 AM Mako: ANGELA'S GOING TO TURN THE CHAT AROUND.
2:38:11 AM Dawg: Eggman jizz
2:38:12 AM Me: STAB STAB STAB froth froth froth
2:38:13 AM Dawg: EGGPLANT*
2:38:13 AM Mako: BECAUSE WE'RE BAD CHI--
2:38:15 AM Dawg: FKJAJKSDJKASKJKJFKJAD
2:38:15 AM Mako: EW.
2:38:16 AM Mako: NO.
2:38:18 AM Mako: NOT.
2:38:19 AM Mako: EVER.
2:38:23 AM Dawg: DAMN MY TRIGGER FINGERS.
2:38:25 AM Me: I see what you really think about dawg
2:38:28 AM Dawg: NO
2:38:30 AM Dawg: NO YOU SHUT UP
2:38:31 AM Toni: what am I reading what is this I am reading you guys
2:38:35 AM Dawg: THE WORDS JUST COME UP AT THE WRONG TIME
2:38:37 AM Dawg: Toni did it.
2:38:38 AM Me: eggman jiz and toni eating me
2:38:39 AM Toni: my mind is bleeding outo my ears
2:38:49 AM Emily: yeah
2:38:51 AM Emily: i
2:38:54 AM Emily: how do i even tag anymore
2:38:54 AM Dawg: See I told you Toni did it.
2:38:55 AM Snap: i think i have fallen into a parallel reality
2:38:57 AM Toni: I'm sorry for everything
2:39:00 AM Dawg: Snap
2:39:00 AM Dawg: Snap
2:39:02 AM Snap: into the jizz dimension or something
2:39:03 AM Dawg: It's okay
2:39:07 AM Toni: only one thing can fix this
2:39:08 AM Dawg: Hold me against your bossoms
2:39:09 AM Toni: seppeku
2:39:13 AM Dawg: And I will fix everything.
2:39:14 AM Dawg: Just.
2:39:14 AM Mako: DAMN IT.
2:39:21 AM Mako: I'M GOING BACK TO THIS SHINON TAG.
2:39:23 AM Me: toni I replaced all your sharp objects with butter knives
2:39:24 AM Emily: yes
2:39:27 AM Me: made of plastic
2:39:29 AM Dawg: HOld me against your bountiful breasts.
2:39:30 AM Toni: good it will hurt more
2:39:33 AM Snap: i replaced the butter knives with porn
2:39:36 AM Toni: *repeated stabbings of self*
2:39:38 AM Dawg: ...
2:39:40 AM Toni: oh wait what
2:39:41 AM Me: oh baby oh baby
2:39:45 AM Toni: where did this porn come fr--
2:39:46 AM Dawg: oh baby
2:39:47 AM Angela: I think they should have been fashioned of clay
2:39:54 AM Snap: the bosoms or the porn
2:39:54 AM Dawg: clay can hurt too
2:40:00 AM Angela: wait...
2:40:02 AM Angela: clay...
2:40:05 AM Angela: porn???
2:40:08 AM Emily: fhkf
2:40:08 AM Dawg: if it's ROCK HARD.
2:40:10 AM Emily: skulpted porn
2:40:12 AM Toni: alsdkgalsdkjflaksdjlagkdj
2:40:13 AM Snap: it's ancient porn
2:40:14 AM Toni: kdlakfjldskfj
2:40:15 AM Toni: jfksd
2:40:15 AM Emily: sculpted*
2:40:20 AM Snap: stone tablets with cuneiform fanfiction
2:40:21 AM Emily: dslgkhs
2:40:23 AM Dawg: im trying so hard not to laugh guys
2:40:25 AM Dawg: im snorting
2:40:26 AM Dawg: crying
2:40:28 AM Dawg: oh my god
2:40:32 AM Me: beautiful clay jars covered in wangs
2:40:36 AM Emily: hdgds
2:40:40 AM Dawg: WHAT IS THIS CHAT ANYMORE
2:40:42 AM Angela: my calm music does not fit my state of mind
2:40:49 AM Snap: wang jar chat
2:40:49 AM Me: (detachable penis just came on)
2:40:53 AM Snap: welcome to sumabura
2:40:55 AM Dawg: No you guys.
2:40:55 AM Me: (this is very appropriate)
2:40:59 AM Dawg: No you guys.
2:41:02 AM Dawg: Forill.
2:41:07 AM Dawg: I am jizzing everywhere
2:41:08 AM Dawg: CRYING
2:41:10 AM Dawg: KASDIJFD
2:41:10 AM Me: oh
2:41:12 AM Angela: eye jizz
2:41:15 AM Dawg: yes
2:41:16 AM Dawg: of course
2:41:18 AM Dawg: it's so white
2:41:21 AM Dawg: and thick
2:41:26 AM Me: that might be sign of disease
2:41:26 AM Dawg: :|||||||||||
2:41:27 AM Me: you might want to
2:41:28 AM Dawg: oh.
2:41:30 AM Me: check that out
2:41:32 AM Dawg: bret do you want to
2:41:35 AM Dawg: check out my eyes
2:41:37 AM Me: I am not a doctor
2:41:42 AM Dawg: do they need to sit between your bountiful breasts
2:41:45 AM Toni: lick her eyes
2:41:48 AM Dawg: oh.
2:41:52 AM Dawg: why would you do that
2:41:52 AM Me: they taste like a liar
2:41:55 AM Dawg: what.
2:41:57 AM Dawg: no.
2:42:05 AM Me: mlah
2:42:05 AM Emily: lying tears
2:42:42 AM Me: we're so spaced
2:42:46 AM Me: I'm glad we can be a family
2:42:50 AM Toni: oops dawg got rate limited :C
2:43:01 AM Me: see that's what the disease does
2:43:06 AM Me: I TOLD YOU TO GET IT CHECKED OUT DAWG
2:43:08 AM Me: I TOLD YOU
2:43:09 AM Dawg: NO RATE LIME ANYMORE
2:43:10 AM Dawg: ...
2:43:14 AM Dawg: GET THE FUCK OUT BRET
2:43:17 AM Toni: dkslfkjd
2:43:22 AM Emily: dskjagh
2:43:23 AM Me: NO YOU WANTED ME TO STAY HERE
2:43:26 AM Me: THAT'S WHAT STARTED THIS
2:43:29 AM Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
2:43:29 AM Dawg: NO
2:43:31 AM Dawg: WHAT REALLY
2:43:33 AM Dawg: I WANT YOU
2:43:34 AM Dawg: RIGHT NOW
2:43:39 AM Me: INSIDE YOU????
2:43:42 AM Dawg: MAYBE
2:43:47 AM Dawg: ARE YOU ROCK HARD
2:43:50 AM Me: ALWAYS
2:44:03 AM Dawg: CRHSIT
2:44:04 AM Dawg: I JUSWT
2:44:05 AM Dawg: SPAT
2:44:08 AM Dawg: FAYGO
2:44:09 AM Dawg: ALL OVER
2:44:11 AM Katie: ...oh hello again.
2:44:13 AM Me: also I have this udderly smooth udder cream here
2:44:16 AM Me: oh hello
2:44:17 AM Me: katie
2:44:19 AM Emily: hello kate
2:44:25 AM Toni: sob hi katie
2:44:26 AM Mako: K-Katie!
2:44:27 AM Dawg: Hi Katie. c:
2:44:31 AM Toni: w-welcome to chat tonight
2:44:36 AM Toni: it's. special.
2:44:37 AM Me: it's a beautiful thing
2:44:40 AM Katie: i see that.
2:44:42 AM Dawg: Tonight we're.
2:44:45 AM Pari: hahahaha i fucking called it
2:44:45 AM Dawg: ROCK HARD.
2:44:52 AM Pari: HOGs, stop being predictable
2:44:54 AM Dawg: c:
2:44:56 AM Mako: This all started because of me.
2:44:58 AM Mako: And Emily.
2:44:59 AM Mako: :\
2:45:01 AM Pari: I am calling out your plotlines before the game even starts
2:45:02 AM Mako: But mostly me.
2:45:02 AM Emily: yep yep
2:45:03 AM Me: gg
2:45:05 AM Dawg: Also me.
2:45:08 AM Dawg: I added to it
2:45:10 AM Emily: `o`
2:45:10 AM Katie: you and emily are rock hard?
2:45:14 AM Katie: 'w'
2:45:22 AM Dawg: crying
2:45:26 AM Me: they have oil
2:45:36 AM Katie: oh my.
2:45:38 AM Emily: HMMMM....... perhaps
2:45:43 AM Mako: ...
2:45:54 AM Dawg: oh.....
2:45:57 AM Mako: It had something to do with me teabagging Emily and he liking it.
2:46:01 AM Mako: *her
2:46:02 AM Katie: ...
2:46:04 AM Katie: owo
2:46:04 AM Mako: WHY WAS THERE NO 'R'.
2:46:08 AM Me: because
2:46:10 AM Mako: WHAT IS THAT FACE?
2:46:11 AM Me: of the cocks
2:46:11 AM Emily: i am a man
2:46:12 AM Dawg: BECAUSE EMILY IS SECRETLY EMILEE
2:46:14 AM Mako: Lmao.
2:46:23 AM Angela: emily needed to change genders real quick
2:46:25 AM Dawg: '_______________'
2:46:27 AM Emily: yeah
2:46:40 AM Dawg: I still don't know why.
2:46:43 AM Me: put your wig back on emily
2:46:46 AM Snap: emily are you a secret solrock
2:46:47 AM Emily: ok fien
2:46:50 AM Dawg: But I have Emily and Angela down as "Emiry :3 and Angera :3"
2:46:52 AM Toni: this explains so much
2:46:55 AM Dawg: :3 faces included.
2:47:08 AM Angela: my lips are butt-shaped forever
2:47:23 AM Emily: i am a solrock dammit how did you know ugh ugh ugh
2:47:30 AM Me: because I have kissed you
2:47:42 AM Me: YOU CAN TELL THESE THINGS
2:47:54 AM Emily: FUCK...
2:47:57 AM Dawg: FKJJKAS
2:48:01 AM Me: sunkisser
2:48:03 AM Dawg: Guys.
2:48:07 AM Dawg: I am laughing for reall right now.
2:48:20 AM Emily: laughter saves lives
2:48:22 AM Snap: i hope your lip gloss has spf
2:48:26 AM Dawg: LOL.
2:48:28 AM Me: it does actually
2:48:29 AM Snap: note spf stands for "she pretty fiiiiine"
2:48:30 AM Me: I was prepared
2:48:36 AM Emily: jdshfksdnm
2:48:39 AM Me: double prepared