If I don't get a day off soon, I may blow my fucking head off.

Anyone who tells you that he or she has never gotten drunk is either lying, boring, a Mormon, or some combination thereof.

I feel like shit.

I now remember why I rarely drink.

I really miss San Francisco...

Late night Cancun trips with Zach
Getting kicked out of Popscene
LUSTY LADY
Muni
Crazy people/nigs in the Tenderloin
Del Taco downtown
Giants @ Pacbell
Jamba Juice
325 Esplanade
The Pacific
Lack of responsibility
MY FRIENDS

Take me home.

Robb and I may be moving back.us

I just fired my first employee, ever.

How exciting.

This morning I finally figured it out! Why sleep at home when I can sleep at work and get paid for it?

Yeah dude!!!
Not in relation to Hey Dude, fuck I miss that show...

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I feel like my life is so unorganized lately.

I spend too much time thinking and not enough time doing. That's not my style. What is going on?

Tampa tomorrow... I wish I could say that I'm excited, but that would be lying.

I hate the drive, especially when we bring the dog, seeing as how he drools everywhere.

Such is life.

This "Hurricane" is a joke.

The world shut down yesterday, and it was for nothing.

I've decided that all of this was really just an excuse for people to ditch out on work.

...its raining and if I go outside I may melt...

I'm currently very sick.

I'm also very stupid.

The first is a symptom of the latter.