case#4 » hello, in need of an adult

[sketdanchou]

WANTED: ADULT. No preferred gender.
REQUIREMENTS: Lazy. Must not be too concerned with the activities of the club he/she is supervising. Must not be a mad scientist prone to leaving inventions and/or potions in places easily found by impressionable minors. Must IN FACT label potions with appropriate warnings. Must have moral objections to using his

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[disbanding]

You cannot have a club supervisor with no club!

[sketdanchou]

I ALREADY HAVE A CLU-

But if I don't have a club supervisor, I can't have a club. ARE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION?

[disbanding]

This has nothing to do with philosophy! How can you advertise for a club supervisor when you haven't even started going through the appropriate channels to form a club!?

[sketdanchou]

But I thought these were the appropriate channels.

[gay_4_boss]

I'm very interested in the position, but only because you're cute ♥

[sketdanchou]

I-is there such a thing as too interested?

Send in your name, contact details, and ideally a certificate of good moral character or a letter from a licensed psychiatrist that you are not insane.

[gay_4_boss]

Are you doubting my character? But I haven't even done anything to you yet~

[sketdanchou]

............

Just reminding you of the requirements!

Of course I have to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's a hero's way.

[sketdanchou]

Ah another applicant! Of course, of course! We turn no one away!

Name please so I'll know to review your application first? Oh and would you have any objections to taking a short uhhhh personality test?

[sketdanchou]

But Maria is a pretty-

Nice to meet you Maruko Himura-san!

Yes! Okay, please take all the time you need to answer the questions and consider them carefully.

1. When faced with a dangerous situation do you:
a.) call for Himeko
b.) assess the situation and then call for Himeko
c.) pound the useless losers who called for you then handle the situation.

[ginironosora]

If all the others fall through, I guess I wouldn't mind, kiddo.

[sketdanchou]

I wanted to ask shishou but you already have your own business to run! What sort of apprentice would I be if I burdened you with my problems?!

[ginironosora]

If I can be lazy and not really do anything, then it's cool. I don't mind signing a few papers or whatever to help out.

[sketdanchou]

But I'm supposed to help you!

[shounen fire of determination!]