case #7 » the report of my death is an exaggeration.

[sketdanchou]

O B I T U A R Y
Fujisaki Yuusuke, better known as Bossun to friends, yesterday's lovers and enemies alike, died just a few minutes ago in an attempt to flee the city in the expectation of prolonged and violent death at the hands of several females. He is survived by his doting adoptive father, Sakata Gintoki and a frequently inebriated mother,

Comments

[uneternalsleep]

[sketdanchou]

Now now, no need to get violent with the dead.

This is Bossun's neighbor by the by! All bullets and and other projectile weapons can be forwarded over to 555 Wallaby Lane, Penguin Park, Icthonia.

[uneternalsleep]

HE'LL COME BACK. THEY ALWAYS DO.

[sketdanchou]

Ah but don't you think having died, his sin has already been washed away?

[sketdanchou]

As his neighbor, your mourning is certainly appreciated. We accept all major baked goods.

[sketdanchou]

Water works too! Or some news of the outside world. Maybe a shotgun.

[disbanding]

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[sketdanchou]

Ah! Tsubarinki Sasuke-san. Bossun-kun left a dying message for you:

I TOOK PICTURES.