Comments | sketdanchou: case #14 » that which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

sketdanchou

case #14 » that which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

Mar 17, 2008 23:53

...

AHA GUYS. Good news and bad news.

GOOD NEWS: we now have a skylight.

BAD NEWS: WE'RE NOT ON THE TOP FLOOR.

( Read more... )

last gasp of curse day, curse day, trifag ftw!, sunroof, winnar is not bossun, this is why we can't have nice things!, affected

Comments 143

selfmade_story March 18 2008, 05:05:31 UTC

Sounds like someone went a bit too far redecorating, eh?

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 05:16:06 UTC

I can see it. The night sky is filled with stars that align to form my impending demise.

...can you provide me some instrumental background music while I have my introspective flashback before dying segment here? Hi, I'm Bossun. Pleased to be sharing my final moments with you. You are?

selfmade_story March 18 2008, 05:20:40 UTC

Just call me Ashe.

How'd you end up putting a hole in your ceiling?

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 05:38:53 UTC

Nice to meet ya then!

...I wasn't doing anything weird or anything! It's our old club adviser who does stuff like that! And our student council... and Switch sometimes... BUT I WAS JUST MAKING MYSELF A SHAKE and then the world exploded.

Thread 6

theenviousone March 18 2008, 10:19:06 UTC

Nice job, idiot.

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 11:16:16 UTC

HOW STRANGE. I THOUGHT I HEARD A VOICE IN THE WIND-

OH IT'S YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT ON YOUR ASS AND INSULT ME?

theenviousone March 18 2008, 11:58:19 UTC

I think I'll choose sitting on my ass and laughing at you.

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 15:23:51 UTC

WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE UP VALUABLE OXYGEN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL HOLD BOTH YOUR ARMS OUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH AND POINT. I CAN DRAPE STUFF ON YOU SO YOU CAN BE SLIGHTLY MORE USEFUL THAN THE DEBRIS YOU'LL BE SITTING ON.

Thread 5

rev_it_up March 18 2008, 10:32:11 UTC

... How the fuck!?

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 11:22:22 UTC

I know fuckall about the actual physics involved. All I will say is milkshake, a blender gone rogue and OBVIOUSLY FAULTY WIRING.

rev_it_up March 18 2008, 11:27:18 UTC

... Iiiiiiiimpressive.

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 11:31:45 UTC

See your tone implies something else entirely. But in this case Ill generously ignore it and ask if you'd be willing to donate to the Sket-Dan fund for the roofless.

Thread 5

peloripop March 18 2008, 15:43:33 UTC

...............................................................

BOSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

[ About to pounce and strangle him, but on her brusque steps towards him, catches one foot on the other and trips ]

[ Growls, even angrier as she climbs back to her feet, wobbling ]

you knew this was coming 1/??? sketdanchou March 18 2008, 16:00:55 UTC

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 16:01:09 UTC

sketdanchou March 18 2008, 16:01:37 UTC

IT WASN'T ME---

Thread 12