A challenge

[skielight]

Here's the deal. I am premenstrual and more grumpy than anyone has ever been. I intend to prove this with the following challenge. You come up with a subject and I rant about how sodding useless it is. If you come up with something I am unable to rant about, I give you five of your earth pounds. There are three vetoed subjects. These are

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[mummyfrances]

shiny things

[skielight]

Useless bloody shiny things. Think they're so fucking clever. Well, I put it to them that they're NOT. Oooh look at me, I reflect light. Big fucking deal. That'll do you a lot of good when I put you into landfill, you useless piece of crap. Or there are the other shiny things in the sky. Nearest one of those is the sun which thinks its so bloody clever because it emits light instead of reflecting it. Yes, and gives you cancer and sunburn and makes me GRUMPY. I don't care if the sun IS responsible for all life on earth. Oooh, look at me, I sustain all life on earth. Big fucking deal. Change the fucking record. We've heard all about you and life, but you've never had a hit record have you? You won't last forever, Nova-Boy. And when you're gone I'll look on and laugh. Kiss my ass.

[mummyfrances]

*is impressed*

[mummyfrances]

the wondrous lady who sorted out the stationery cupboard?

[skielight]

Useless bloody woman sorting out the stationery cupboard. Expects to be repaid in sexual favours. No such thing as a free lunch these days. I could have done it but I was being COSY. They should pay me for being cosy. Useless bloody workplace. I suppose this woman will be wanting tea and cuddles and for me not to set fire to her. It's not fair. Everyone has unreasonable expectations of me and they all need to fuck off and die. Do I get paid for being fantastic? Do I fuck. Useless everything.

PS: This woman has never invented an atomic bomb either.