Comments | skindeep_smile: Honesty is the Best Policy

skindeep_smile

Honesty is the Best Policy - Meme stolen from around.

Jul 28, 2008 05:03

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

All comments will be screened so your question stays private between you and me, and only you will get to see my answer to your question. But I dare you to repost this and see what ( Read more... )

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rattle_thecages July 28 2008, 04:24:33 UTC

How did you really get that smile?

skindeep_smile July 28 2008, 04:34:58 UTC

*humorless smile* I knew you couldn't resist. *licks lips* ... I wasn't lying when I said I had a wife. She died when she was pregnant. And I... I would have sold my soul to save her. I became depressed. The thing about depression is... it's like insanity only... it's not. It's just there. Eating at your brain until there's nothing left. Like an itch inside your hear ya wanna get at but ya just can't.

*licks lips, taking a long breath* So, I decided that I wasn't gonna take it anymore. I decided that I wanted to... smile again. So I took the knife from the kitchen, went into the bathroom, aaand...

[ooc: Partly drawn from the canon of The Killing Joker wit a few variations to fit Dark Knight canon.]

rattle_thecages July 28 2008, 05:00:06 UTC

I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry. Sometimes you survive after a tragedy and you shouldn't have to. Answer with a stupidity, answer with a joke, answer with a death threat.

I don't care.

I'm sorry.

skindeep_smile July 31 2008, 14:16:58 UTC

You know what I hate more than rules? Pity. Really. Especially when the story - *laughs - when the story might not even be true! I forget what really happened. I just... don't remember.

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lieu_murphy July 28 2008, 04:39:29 UTC

Why did you let me arrest you?

skindeep_smile July 28 2008, 04:42:05 UTC

I was curious. I wanted to see what'd happen.

vivo_per_ardua July 28 2008, 05:33:16 UTC

I think it serves as no surprise that I'm intrigued by you, Joker.

The question is... what about me intrigues you?

skindeep_smile July 31 2008, 14:18:09 UTC

Your secrets. I wanna know each and every one of 'em.

vivo_per_ardua July 31 2008, 20:41:18 UTC

That doesn't surprise me either. And don't get too disappointed that you'll never get to know them.

mabofwinterdark July 28 2008, 20:26:58 UTC

What would you do if Batman were dead?

skindeep_smile July 31 2008, 14:19:02 UTC

I have a list of people I wanna see dead. Batman's near the bottom and my name's at the end.

mabofwinterdark July 31 2008, 16:15:22 UTC

Always good to know how a person is motivated.

youdieahero July 28 2008, 22:48:18 UTC

Why Gotham?

skindeep_smile July 31 2008, 14:19:34 UTC

Because this city deserves a better class of criminal.