The character meme answers.

Mar 29, 2010 23:35

I guess everyone's done asking questions for the character meme, so here are the answers...



Here are the characters I chose:

1. Zhaan (Farscape)
2. Peregrin Took (LotR)
3. Jane Roland (Temeraire)
4. Ryuurei (Tenryu)
5. David Qin (Strangers in Paradise)
6. Scouter (Elfquest)
7. Mickey (Hai to Diamond)
8. Rai (FAKE)
9. Dana Scully (The X-Files)
10. Zevran Aranai (Dragon Age: Origins)
11. Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park)
12. Alison Mundy (Afterlife)
13. Saul Tigh (BSG)
14. Simon "Sick Boy" Williamson (Trainspotting & Porno)
15. Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect)

astrogirl2: Ryuurei, Rai and Scully go on a road trip together. Where are they going? Who drives? And do they manage not to kill each other en route?

Poor Dr. Scully, having to drive a car full of easily excitable teenagers! At least Rai and Ryuurei are both very well behaved, and adorable as puppies. I have no idea where they might be going, but perhaps they are on the East Coast of the United States? That's where both Scully and Rai live. Ryuurei is from ancient China and would be flabbergasted at everything. There's a language barrier, but Rai might know some Chinese that could help. I think they'd get along pretty well. They're all polite people who could respect each other's privacy.

hollower: Characters Zhaan, Jane Roland, Alison Mundy and Sick Boy are stranded in a malfunctioning prisoner transport ship in deep space. Which ones are crew and which ones prisoners? Or were some just in the wrong place at the wrong time? Will they work together? Does anyone rise to the top? Will anyone get shanked in the cryo storage compartments? Who is the most likely to go bonkers and who is the most capable of handling this shit? What happens when they come across a derelict ship and decide to salvage it for parts/energy cells/some thingamagic they desperately need to get their ship fixed for FTL travel and discover its crew mysteriously gone? And then they happen upon some eggs...! Who will be facehugged first?!

And form a love triangle out of the four too for good measure!

Oh my, I see what you did there! And you did a lot! :D Well, this is certainly a cracky troupe full of kickass ladies. Let's see. Jane Roland, Admiral of the Air and dragon captain extraordinaire, would certainly be commanding the transport ship. The others I'd see as prisoners. Zhaan - well, she has a history of being on prisoner transport ships, doesn't she? Sick Boy has been working on some elaborate scheme or other that has backfired, and Alison could be in for fraud - she doesn't fake seeing ghosts, but it could certainly be seen as a con attempt, if she's down on her luck. Or perhaps she was just there out of crazy coincidence. She seems to run into things a lot.

Jane would certainly whip them all into shape, and win the admiration of both Zhaan and Alison. Sick Boy might follow her because he's working on an angle, and tries to get into her knickers. I wouldn't put him above shanking attempts, but there's no one in the group who'd be that much in his way - and they're all women, which equals people to use to Sick Boy. At some point, Alison would go batshit, as she'd be able to see all the dead around them. Zhaan would do her best to comfort her, as she'd understand what she's talking about. Jane would assume the eggs are some kind of new and exciting dragon eggs, and try to take some with them, with disastrous consequences. Nothing could shake Jane's iron will, however, so they could actually pull through. Well, some of them.

Sick Boy would probably be facehugged. He's most like a comic relief character of all of them, perhaps in addition to Alison. And he'd be pretty much useless.

I'd definitely pair up Zhaan and Alison. They could bond over esoteric talk about the spirits of the dead. And Zhaan wouldn't talk down to Alison, which she hates. A love triangle is more difficult. Jane belongs to Laurence in my mind, and I won't shake that OTP even for the sake of cracky femslash. Maybe Sick Boy could try coming between them and cause drama? After all, he would be trying to shag everyone...

bean_bunny: Let's say Jane Roland and Ellie Sattler fall hopelessly in love. Where's their first date?

Jane Roland is certainly in demand, huh? But no, sorry, I can't pair her romantically with anyone but Laurence. There would certainly be a great potential for them becoming friends, and they share the interest in large reptiles. Ellie would be ecstatic if she could be shown around the dragon air force, maybe introduced to Temeraire and the others. So really, business would be pleasure for these two.

pihkaa: Scully and Sick Boy get drunk in a dirty pub together nearby Scully's house. what happens after the pub closes?

Oh my, this takes some imagining! Can you even picture Dana Scully drunk? But a pub is certainly where you could find Sick Boy if he visited Washington D.C., and maybe, if it's that one time in a decade when Scully decides she needs a good drink... Well, Sick Boy would talk circles around her, almost winning her over but not quite managing it even though Scully is drunk. In the end, he'd end up going back to his hotel alone and frustrated while Scully stumbles home, dutifully drinks a pint of water, brushes her teeth and changes into her pyjamas before turning in with a good conscience.

pikku_gen: - Pippin, Zevran and Liara wake up in the same bed after a night of revelry. What has happened?

Zevran, you slut, you've done it again! You've crossed the borders of Bioware and managed to have sex with a Mass Effect character! And somehow ended up with a hobbit, too - is it the fantasy genre you have in common, I wonder? Of course Zev's seduced Liara, and Pippin has tagged along, because hey, the more the merrier (and where IS Merry when he should be looking after Pip and not let him go home with strange elves and aliens?). After a drunken night of utter debauchery Liara will wake up embarrassed and yet somehow highly satisfied, Pippin will finally understand why Sam likes elves so much and Zevran will be as happy as a cat with cream. All in all it's a smut-tastic crackfic that I would definitely read.

- A time-and-space-loop throws David Qin, Scouter, and Mickey at your door tomorrow night. What do they do, and where will you send them?

Wow. That's some time-and-space loop. At least David and Mickey both speak English; poor Scouter is a lone elf in a frightening world full of big humans, and he doesn't trust strangers at the best of times. I think he'd skedaddle, actually. Probably seek out the nearest forest and try to find the other Wolfriders there. I'd ask the other two in and make them tea. Mickey would flirt with David something fierce, and David would be far too polite to say anything. Hey, we would all know Japanese, too. It might be an interesting conversation indeed - Mickey and David both have some experience in the Japanese street life. And they're both very nice people. I foresee a long and fun night.

That was a fun meme! I kind of wished there would've been more questions, but these were all highly entertaining...
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