1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

Hrmm...in recent news ( Read more... )

Kerry bit my left man-boob last night. Its sore and has teeth marks. It looks like a sandtiger shark bit me.

You are a
Social Moderate
(43% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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Well...Kerry and I were supposed to go squirrel hunting yesterday morning, but it has come to my attention that an alarm set at 530pm will not wake you up at 530 am. Strange ( Read more... )

Your brain is 16 % feminine and 83 % masculine!

Well done! I hope you enjoyed taking this test. AND REMEMBER It doesn't
explain how masculine and feminine you are, it explains which part of
your brain -left or right provides what skills you may possess! Please
RATE!
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Risk:
32% NUCLEAR
43% BIOLOGICAL
40% CONVENTIONAL
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.


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the Idiot Savant
(28% dark, 53% spontaneous, 57% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on ( Read more... )