I found this gem in metalcunts

[skinxtoxliquid]

This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights

Comments

[shadowchild88]

lol i love it. 10 points.

[skinxtoxliquid]

Nor is contradicting metal chicks.

[disheartenment]

the black metal guy would have fucked her corpse too.

dimebag

[lycanthropyx]

CAJUN METAL:

The protagonist arrives fucked up on weed and jack and tells the dragon he's quiting the band. He starts 2 new bands with the princess called "singe prophecy" and "hazard blueprint". The "NU METAL" protagonist shoots him on stage for stealing his lyrics.