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[skippykills]

so after talking with a young jewish man, he informed me that hell in judism is rolling down a hill for enternity. yea so i'm gonna convert cause that's way fucking cooler than ethernal damnation in a firey lake or burning sulfur (known as the second death). yea so whoever wants to come to temple is more than welcome

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[iheartuihateu]

sick....you totalllllllllyyyy have the curls to back this up...

whyyyyyy am i such a wiseass?

[shotsintheheart]

bro, think about it though.
if youre rolling down a hill forever,
youre going to get dizzy.
and since you wont stop to eat, youll
be dry heaving for the rest of eternity.
but really uncomfortable dry heaving.
because you can stop to concentrate.