not even a reach around

[skippythec]

well, the results are in, the opinions tallied, and i am officially a witness for the court martial

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[troutsocks]

it is a ridiculous punishment for you

[jeremythepirate]

wait... was this for the incident, or did you get caught looking at naked ladies in the shower?

sorry buddy :(

[skippythec]

i never got caught looking at naked ladies in the shower. the trick is to tell them you are a hair and skin specialist and say you can help them fortify their protien balance to eliminate free radicals

"Try this special lotion... I call it 'Essence of Man'..."