skittle__attack
Jun 15, 2009 00:04
- 01:46 irritated with self. itll go away in 20 min. #
- 02:02 @ JoshuaAbrams it's because I rule. #
- 02:04 @ JoshuaAbrams chillin' with a lightweight & co. #
- 02:34 uh-oh... lolz! "cox is, like, the douchebag central of america." I just got schooled by an fc jr. vocab word of ze day: bro #
- 10:00 @ CAGoodbred why the fuck are/were you awake #
skittle__attack
Jun 14, 2009 00:04
- 01:44 eeeeww, sleepova with boyssss! lolz #
- 01:54 RT @plaid_lemur If sperm whales are that big, imagine how big a penis whale is. #
- 01:56 I hate how easy it is for some people to fall asleep. it's so difficult for me. #
- 02:21 sleepova buddy: www.hurl.ws/39pl #
- 02:33 I smell like chlorineeeee! ...I wish I had a pool. & a hot tub :(((( #
skittle__attack
Jun 13, 2009 00:04
- 00:55 RT @plaid_lemur I figure that if I name my vacuum 'Dane Cook', it will be twice as powerful.
Because... www.hurl.ws/38su # - 01:45 losing my minddddd! #
- 02:10 yay! pokemon yellow version via super gameboy on snes! bahahaha! #
- 04:02 every night I miss you, I can just look up and know the stars are holding you tonight. #
- 05:01 it's so freakin'
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skittle__attack
Jun 12, 2009 00:04
- 01:37 RT @samhey Thank god for vodka. And for the thickness of the human skull. And not necessarily in that order. #
- 01:38 lolz RT @hijabihipster Oh white people, I love the expression on your faces when I use my pilot's license as I.D. #
- 01:38 RT @evehorizon Wednesday is hump day. Thursday is suddenly change my moral code to fit my previous day's
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skittle__attack
Jun 11, 2009 00:04
- 00:37 "we're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance." -japanese proverb #
- 00:59 "one in four women can misread a pregnancy test." "yeah, it's called dyslexia! be more sensitive about it!" #
- 02:59 one could argue that all of humanity is constantly being healed while trying to reach a state of well-being. #
- 03:22 walllllll-eeeee! #
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skittle__attack
Jun 10, 2009 00:05
- 00:10 RT @dysolution Right, like you've never heard "Miracle Whip" and imagined Jesus in leather bondage gear, Reverend. #
- 00:13 ditto. RT @adtothebone If I was bestowed with an American Indian surname, it would probably be Dances with Deadlines. #
- 00:21 RT @plaid_lemur Sometimes I peek in the mirror and see how delicious I must look to cannibals.
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skittle__attack
Jun 09, 2009 00:04
- 00:10 RT @dayinthecloud accept the challenge. scour the earth. please remain seated. 06.24.09 bit.ly/DITC #dayinthecloud #
- 00:13 @ JoshuaAbrams this chick I know has this SICKKKK camera, but her pictures all SUCKKKK! :( I know I'm no pro, but AAARRRRGHHHH~! #
- 00:29 @ JoshuaAbrams lolz! :P :D #
- 00:32 @ JoshuaAbrams wtf! major lolz! #
- 00:39 listening to
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skittle__attack
Jun 08, 2009 00:04
- 01:41 I am such a push-over! if everything wasn't so amusing right now, I'd be kicking myself! #
- 02:18 I am going to kick frank's ass when I finally see him again! ...well, eventually, anyway. #
- 02:31 I'm gonna cut this douchefuck. GODDESS DID NOT GRANT ME WITH THE GIFT OF PATIENCE! much to society's dismay. #
- 02:55 my gays are the shit! #
- 03:35 I
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skittle__attack
Jun 07, 2009 00:04
- 01:12 "suck a dick, save a life." #
- 01:13 @ CAGoodbred damn, boo. #
- 01:24 @ GarretOhm kind of jealous :/ #
- 01:46 it isn't sexy if you can count ribs! wtf. #
- 01:57 I want to plaaaayyyyyyyy! :(((( #
skittle__attack
Jun 06, 2009 01:20
- 01:37 douche neighbor told me not to die. what right has he to dictate how I live or cease to live my life?! LOLZ :P #
- 02:29 delirious. sleeping now. txted a GUH-zillion people within the past 6 hrs. esp. josh govindan. kelsey gets 2nd, seth & bri tie for 3rd...(?) #
- 02:31 DICTION, DICTION, DICTION! YES, I AM A NERD... BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DICTION
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