very important letter

Sep 15, 2003 17:28

Dear Ben Affleck,
I am very glad that “Bennifer” broke up. In my most sincere opinion, you are starting to look very old and orange. Maybe without J. Lo, you will become the Ben in Armageddon and Shakespeare in Love that I had such a crush on.
Sincerely,
A devoted fan

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allex September 15 2003, 16:53:45 UTC
Ditto.

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hmmsurpriseme September 15 2003, 18:51:57 UTC
Ben sucks... He's only in it for the ass =]

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skittles733 September 15 2003, 18:55:55 UTC
And a whole lot of ass he gets too... Have you seen her butt?

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stop_n_reload September 15 2003, 20:58:13 UTC
omg that was a stupid question to ask LOL! I swear i think EVERYGUY checks out her ass

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hmmsurpriseme September 16 2003, 09:12:26 UTC
If she turned around too fast she could kill a small child

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xashley September 15 2003, 19:30:02 UTC
haha, i totally second that one. i absolutely LOVE him in armageddon.

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lemonmemory September 15 2003, 20:14:37 UTC
I never cared about that break up lol oh well.

Are you/did you visit Lake Forest yet?

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superkiddo7 September 15 2003, 20:34:02 UTC
you tell 'em. Glad to see you're in high spirits yourself :)

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