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i leave for mexico in two hours. too much time to kill
~100 Random Factoids About You~
1. Imagine you had ten kids, five boys and five girls, what would you call them::
A)Girls- meera, alicia, kaitlyn, lia, and natalie
B) Boys- seth, trent, josh, cody, and jake
2. Do you have braces, if so, have you ever gotten your toothbrush stuck in your braces?:: i used to have them, but no, never got anything stuck in them
3. Have you ever broken a mirror and actually had seven years bad luck?:: it's all in the mind
4. Have you ever found buried treasure (money, trinkets, civil war artifacts etc.)?:: i found five dollars in the pocket of my board shorts the other day...
5. Have you ever had your teeth knocked out due to an accident?:: no, but i had to have some pulled when i got braces
6. If you could, would you make the days shorter or longer?:: longer, as long as my work hours stayed the same
7. Do you believe the statement, "You can't love if you are never shown love?":: i believe *more* in the whole "you can't love another until you've learned to love yourself" bit.
8. What do you think of the joke "Why was six afraid of 7?" "Because seven eight nine"?:: absolutely adorable. i love crappy jokes...like, why were the little strawberries sad?
because they were in a jam...HAHAHA...whoa.
9. When you were little, did you have a fear of clowns?:: i'm not so much afraid, as i just don't like them. they aren't funny. they annoy me.
10. Do make up random words?:: usually random sound effects, but i make up words to suit my own purposes.
11. At what age do you think you’ll get married?:: late twenties...maybe.
12. Have you ever been walking under an apple tree and been hit in the head by a falling apple?:: no. besides, that whole newton story is bullshit anyways.
13. Name five good personality traits you have?:: passionate, unique, outgoing, perceptive, and fun-loving
14. Name three bad personality traits you have?:: arrogance, insecurity, and indecisiveness
15. Do you like taking photographs?:: yeah, of other people...just not me
16. Have you ever lost your family in wal-mart or another large store?:: only on purpose
17. Do you enjoy watching Family Guy?:: well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. fuck yeah i do.
18. What morals & values do you hold dear and strong?:: in the immortal words of thirsty merc...haha.
"Listen, be yourself
That's the most important thing I can say now,
Don't let anyone change you...
I know life hurts but your gonna make it through somehow
Forget all the others,
Who were scared so they criticized your views
Of course you're special and that's why your different
And that's why life is gonna notice you...
You're someone if you try...
So what? You're gonna die one day
You may as well live before we get too old, girl
You might be screwed in the head like me,
But who really cares?
At least you don't aspire to be boring and cold
You're all over the place
Well, who isn't these days?
Just keep this in your head!
Its about the ride
Just enjoy yourself!"
that about sums it up.
19. Have you ever had a boyfriend, if so, who?:: oh geez. there was the sixth grade boyfriend, dan. charlie was my first high school boyfriend. then i dated a two random younger guys for a week each, kyle and robert. me and levon went out for two years. matt and i went out for a year and half or so. chris and i were together for what felt like forever.
20. If you had to give your dreams a rating, what would you rate them:: my dreams when i sleep? they rock. totally a ten. i dream about ducks attacking the declaration of independence and other stupid crap like that.
21. Have you ever been skydiving or bungee jumping?:: not yet, but i plan on it.
22.Do you play any sports?:: i played tennis and ran cross country in high school, softball for like eight years. not so much anymore, football with friends occasionally, snowboarding, etc.
23. Imagine the world was going to end and you were selected to be one of only 500 people to be saved. You have to pick one person of all the people you know to be your mate, who do you pick?:: levon, i guess. at least i know we wouldn't kill each other.
24. What kind of books do you enjoy reading the most?:: the type that screw with your mind a bit and make you think, mostly ones that make fun of politics and religion.
25. Pick any three tv/cartoon or book characters and choose two traits you share with them,
A) gir (invader zim)- he's a bit random and really likes squirrels
B) brak (space ghost)- he plays dumb and most people don't get what is *really* going on in his head
C) eeyore (pooh)- he gets kind of low sometimes and it seems like the house is always falling on him
25. What would you do if you had a million dollars with no tax deductions?:: buy a house here in wisconsin and one in slovakia, and then just travel everywhere i've always wanted to go.
26. What do you have on your walls in your room?:: pictures of me and my friends and posters of johnny depp
27. If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live. Is it in the country or the city?:: just outside of the city in slovakia
28. Have you ever played Lasar Tag?:: no
29. Do you have any autographed items?:: i have an autograph from bart starr somewhere
30. Have you ever seen anyone die?:: not that i know of
31. Are you cold natured, warm natured or normal?:: warm natured. i'm such a wuss, i even cry when i watch the wedding story on tlc.
32. Are you Pessimist or Optimisic?:: i act optimistic but am more of a pessimist on the inside
33. Do you have a motto, famous quotes or a saying about life?:: not any one in particular, but i guess my class motto fits well, dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
34. Name five things you want to do during your life?:: have kids with someone i love, get a song played on the radio, go back to europe, find a job that i actually enjoy, and prove everyone wrong.
35. If you could travel to any four countries, where would you go and why?::
A)slovakia- because it's just awesome, i know i never stop talking about it but i LOVE it there
B)italy- i was there for a while and wish i could have see more
C)greece- i'd love to see the ruins and i've always been big on greek culture
D)australia- back there again, because i have a lot of good friends and it's beautiful
36. If you could have any job or do anything as a career with no work, what would you do?:: probably something in marketing that would let me travel
37. What book has impacted you the most and why?:: every cowgirl gets the blues by tom robbins, because wilie made me read it when i was fifteen and it kicked my every idea about life in the ass.
38. Name three talents you have?:: figuring people out, singing, and drawing
39. Did you ever get into the Beanie Baby craze?:: my mom was more into it than i was, but she bought them for me
40. What do you want to major in?:: marketing/graphic design
41. What is most important to you in life?:: never having regrets
42. Does your close/immediate family life near you or far from you?:: pretty much everyone lives in washington county, which is part of why i feel the need to leave
43. Do you have more DVD’s or VHS tapes?:: tapes, i don't actually have a vcr or dvd player, but i used to only have a vcr. now levon's stuff is all still in the apartment so it doesn't really matter.
44. How many CD’s do you have?:: oh gosh, let's not get into that. about a bazillion. i'm a music freak.
45. What’s the highest grade you’ve ever received?:: i used to be a 4.0 student
46. Do you enjoy Stephen King’s novels?:: only when i don't want to think too much
47. Are you a sports fan or anti-sports?:: depends on the sport, i've always been a tomboy so i know a lot about most sports but sometimes i just don't feel like watching. except roller derby, that's always a good time.
48. Fast food or a home cooked meal?:: home-cooked, when i have the time
49. Are you organized or disorganized?:: my life is pretty much organized chaos, other people just don't see the logic.
50. What’s your favorite type of Flower?:: those orange lilies that grow on the side of the road in the summer
51. If you could automatically learn five lanugauges, what would you learn?::
A)slovak (i know it but i'd like to be totally fluent)
B)spanish (because it's actually useful)
C)hungarian (it's a sexy language)
D)romanian (even hotter)
E)italian (since i want to go back there)
52. Do you have a temper or are you calm and collected?:: i'm pretty ridiculously calm, which i think just means that it probably isn't a good idea to really piss me off
53. Have you ever thought of guitars as a weapon?:: GOD NO. that's my baby...using it to dismember someone's face, no matter how much i hate them, would be a waste.
54. What is your favorite Video Game System?:: ATARI 7800 all the way
55. What’s the most amount of money you’ve found on the ground?:: a dollar probably. anything more was just something i dropped myself.
56. What’s the biggest prize you’ve ever won?:: $300 on lottery tickets when i was a kid
57. What type of music do you enjoy listening to?:: alternative rock and pop punk
58. If you could be reincarnated as anyone, what would you be like and why?:: probably gwen stefani, because she owns.
59. Name two things you are obsessed with?::
A)johnny depp
B)making people happy
60. Do you spend more time with your family or friends?:: friends
61. Do you eat all three meals of the day?:: nope
62. Do you get the right amount of sleep everynight or less than required?:: more, because of working second shift.
63. If you could be trapped on an island for six months and you can only have eight people living on the island with you, who do you pick and why::
A)levon because he used to be a boy scout and probably knows all kinds of cool survival skills
B)katie because she keeps things crazy
C)jeff because he helps keep me sane
D)jacki because she's one of my best friends
E)rachel because jacki doesn't go anywhere without her
F)jason because he always knows where to find beer and a party, haha.
G)travis because i need someone to yell at
H)the hamster, because he is the shit
64. Is there any food you can’t go a week without eating?:: meat. serously, i go into withdrawals, i could never be a vegetarian.
65. What’s the most amount of soda you’ve ever drinken in a 24 hour period?:: like five or six, mostly when i am having a bad day at work
66. What clothing style do you wear?:: everyone calls me avril, so i guess poser punk.
67. When you were a kid, did you parents ever eat lunch with you?:: no
68. Have you ever seen a famous person in an airport?:: yeah dude, i met hanson in L.A.
69. What does your handwriting look like?:: small and a bit hard to read
70. If you could have any superpower what power would you want to have?:: teleportation
71. What animal do you think you are most like and why?:: a cat. i just kind of hang out. i don't really do things unless i have to. i like to sleep. i like when people pay attention to me, but only when i want them to.
72.Have you ever committed any traffic violations, if so, were you caught?:: speeding and rolling stop signs
73. What were the best years of your life?:: senior year and the summer after
74.Have you ever lied about your age or weight?:: just age to get into clubs
75. What genre of movies do you enjoy?:: mostly comedies, some scary ones.
76. Have you ever rode a horse, pony or elephant?:: yes to all three
77. Name an embrassing moment you have:: falling. i do that a lot. it kind of sucks.
78. What church do you attend?:: haven't in ages, used to go to st. lawrence
79. What drives and inspires you (The people in the life, yourself, money items etc?) knowlege, as corny as it sounds. i have this massive desire to know as much as i can.
80.If you could relive any five moments in your life, what would they be?::
A)steph's party/the six flags adventure
B)any of the wednesday nights in australia, karaoke with elvis
C)amsterdam
D)a certain time with a certain someone which i am not going to discuss
E)the house parties at my place in australia
81. What is something you regret doing?:: i try not to have any, but anyone who knows me knows what it is.
82. A random fact about you?:: i blacked out last saturday night.
83. Do you laugh easily or do you generally keep a straight face?:: i am sooo bad at keeping a straight face.
84. Do you enjoy Caffine, soda's, coffee or energy drinks?:: not energy drinks. honestly i think they're pretty lame. i drink soda occasionally, and i hate coffee.
85. If you had to live off a food for a solid week, which food do you think you could live off?:: pizza
86. If you could know the answer to any question in the world, what would you ask and why?:: is there a god...for the obvious reasons
87. Do you have any secrets you'll take with you to the grave?:: yeah, but i wish i didn't
88. Have you ever had any dreams in a foreign lanugage?:: haha, yeah. those rock.
89. How often do you pray?:: never
90. What is your favorite era entertainment wise?:: the 80's
91. What is your favorite Disney song?:: the tale as old as time song from beauty and the beast
92. Have you ever met an important political figure like a mayor or the president?:: just my step-grandpa, he was a representative. also the president of rotary international.
93. Do you wear any jewelry or assesories?:: usually but not right now, avoiding metal detectors
94. Do you like working in the yard?:: only when i feel like it
95. Are you a leader or a follower?:: i lead while pretending to follow, or vice versa
96. If you could have any kind of hairstyle, what would you get and why?:: i'd like it to be a little shorter and lighter
97. If you could master any talent, what would you want to master and why?:: singing so eric would stop bitching at me
98. What is your favorite newspaper comic strip?:: get fuzzy or non-sequitor
99. Have you or would you ever consider hitchhiking?:: i haven't, but i would
100. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?:: depp...haha. no, i just want something more normal.
[x] all that apply
[] I am a university student.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I am an okay dancer.
[] I am a huge fan of lists.
[] I am a morning person.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[] I am a Republican.
[] I am allergic to something deadly.
[] I am an only child.
[] I am Catholic.
[x] I am content as of this moment.
[] I am currently in my pajamas.
[] I am currently pregnant.
[x] I am currently single.
[x] I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
[] I am currently suffering from a breaking heart.
[x] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[] I am left handed.
[] I am married.
[] I am obsessed with my Xanga.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
[x] I am resentful that I have to grow up.
[] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[] I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[x] I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
[] I collect picture frames.
[x] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I consider myself to be a 'nerd'.
[x] I currently regret something that I have done/am doing.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
[] I don't hate anyone.
[x] I enjoy country music.
[] I enjoy jazz music.
[x] I enjoy smoothies.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[x] I have a car.
[x] I have a mobile phone.
[x] I have a hard time paying attention at school.
[x] I have a hidden talent.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[x] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[x] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy.
[x] I have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died.
[x] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[] I have avoided work to play with my Xanga.
[x] I have been in a real relationship.
[] I have been in a threesome.
[x] I have been rejected by someone.
[] I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.
[x] I have been to another country.
[] I have been to an anime convention.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[] I have been to Las Vegas.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[x] I have cheated on a significant other.
[x] I have counted down the days until the summer.
[x] I have dated my best friend's ex.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have gone scuba diving/snorkling.
[] I have had major/minor surgery.
[] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[x] I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
[x] I have had the cops called on me.
[x] I have snogged someone I knew I shouldn't.
[x] I have snogged someone of the same sex.
[] I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
[x] I have mood swings.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I have rejected someone before.
[] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[x] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[x] I have swam in the ocean.
[x] I have tried a drug that is illegal.
[] I have tried sushi.
[x] I have watched Sex and the City.
[x] I have watched the television show Spongebob Squarepants.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I like being the center of attention.
[] I like eating Ramen noodles.
[x] I like my handwriting.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[] I like the taste of blood.
[x] I like to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[] I like to vacuum.
[x] I love learning foreign languages.
[] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[] I love olives.
[x] I love rain.
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I own 100 CDs or more.
[] I own a home.
[x] I own and use a library card.
[x] I play a musical instrument.
[x] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
[x] I read books for pleasure.
[x] I shave my legs.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[] I strongly dislike math.
[] I think Britney Spears is pretty.
[] I think long strings of html code look cool.
[x] I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
[x] I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
[] I was born in a country other than the USA.
[] I watch more TV this year than last year.
[] I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
[] I wear contact lenses.
[x] I will try anything once.
[] I work at a job that I enjoy.
[] I would classify myself as ghetto.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I like orange kool aid.
[x] I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
[x] I like being at school.
[] I always love wearing sweaters.
[] I love water polo.
[] I am currently wearing socks.
[x] I am being nostalgic right now.
[] I hate summer.
[x] I am tired.
[x] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
I have....
[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[x] done ecstasy.
[] done coke.
[] done crack.
[] done heroin.
[] done opium.
[] done PCP.
[] done LSD.
[] done CCC's.
[] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[] huffed air-duster.
[] been to a rave.
[] been to a real party. (at least 30 people and at least 4 types of drugs there)
[x] kissed someone.
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[] jumped a ramp with a bike.
[x] been dumped.
[x] been used.
[] shoplifted.
[x] ran from the cops.
[] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in
[] been fired.
[] been kicked out of a movie theater.
[] snuck into a movie.
[] been in a fist fight.
[x] got hit by a car.
[x] fired a real gun.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[] been arrested.
[x] gone in a mosh pit.
[] stolen something from your school.
[] celebrated new years in times square.
[] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[] had a crush on a teacher.
[] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[x] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[x] played 'clue'
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] gone ice skating.
[x] cheated on a bf/gf.
[x] been cheated on.
[] had your tonsils out.
[] been exposed to laughing gas.
[x] had a car.
[x] driven a car.
[] Totaled a car.
Do you...
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[] hate yourself.
[] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] sing along with your music.
[] dance around the house in your underwear.
[] listen to Hawaiian Music.
[] listen to underground hip hop.
[] listen to rap.
[x] listen to classic rock.
[x] listen to new rock.
[x] listen to country.
[x] listen to reggae.
[] listen to techno.
[x] listen to hardcore punk.
[x] listen to pop.
[] listen to r&b.
[] listen to jazz.
[] listen to crooners.
[x] listen to bands that can't be put into a category.
[x] have hobbies.
[] skateboard.
[] do aggressive inline.
[x] snowboard.
[] ski.
[] surf.
[] skim board.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] get good grades.
[x] play an instrument.
[] have slippers
[x] wear boxers
[x] wear black eyeliner.
[] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like the color red
[x] like the color green
[x] like the color black
[x] like the color purple
[] like neon colors
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[] have short hair.
[] have a laptop.
[] have a pager.
Are you...
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] bilingual.
[] Hawaiian.
[] blonde
[x] a brunette
[] a redhead
[] a darkhead
[] Samoan.
[] Filipino.
[] Korean.
[] British.
[x] white.
[] Italian
[] black.
[] Inuit
[] Mexican.
[] Asian.
[] a Christian
[] a Muslim
[] a Jew
[] a Hindu
[] a scientologist
[] an atheist
[] satanist
[x] short.
[] tall
[x] just right
[x] realistic
[x] an emo kid
[] sick
[] mad
[x] lazy.
[] talking to someone.
[] IMing someone.
[] scared to die.
[] buzzed
[] high
[] caffeinated
[x] sleepy.
[] annoyed.
[] hungry.
[] thirsty.
[] on the phone.
[] in your room.
[] drinking something.
[] eating something.
[] ticklish.
[x] listening to music
X//LAYER 1\\X ON THE OUTSIDE
x. Name - jeni
x. Nickname(s) - boo, leprechaun, jen, geno, benna
x. Birthdate - august 5
x. Birthplace - hartford
x. Current Location - allenton
x. Eye Color - brown
x. Hair Color - brown
x. Height - 5'4
x. Weight - 135
x. Righty or Lefty -righty
x. Zodiac Sign - leo
X//LAYER 2\\X ON THE INSIDE...
x. Your nationality? - czech, german, dutch, finnish, norwegian, and irish
x. Shoes You Wore Today - my work shoes and my pink vans
x. Your Fears - being hit by a train, not *living*
x. Your Perfect Pizza - meat lover's
x. Goal You would Like To Achieve - see as much of the world as i can, preferably with someone who wants to see it as much as i do
X//LAYER 3\\X YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
x. What Did You Do Yesterday? - slept late, went to work, did laundry, watched a movie with levon
x. What Did You Do Today? - dropped off library books, went to work, packed
x. What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow? - leave for mexico
X//LAYER 4\\X YOUR PICK
x. Pepsi or Coke - coke
x. McDonald`s or Burger King - burger king
x. Single or Group Dates - single
x. Adidas or Nike - adidas
x. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - neither
x. Chocolate or Vanilla - vanilla
x. Cappuccino or Coffee - cappuccino
x. Gold or Silver - silver
x. Cats or Dogs - dogs
x. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys - i used to be a backstreet fan
x. Britney or Christina - neither
x. Real World or Road Rules - real world
x. TRL or 106th and Park - neither
X//LAYER 5\\X DO YOU?
x. Smoke - yeah
x. Cuss - fuck yeah
x. Take A Shower Everyday - yes
x. Think You`ve Been In Love - yes
x. Like High School - yes
x. Want To Get Married - not sure
x. Believe In Yourself - yes
x. Think You`re Pretty -yes
x. Get Motion Sickness -no
x. Get Along With Your Parents - sort of
x. Like Thunderstorms - yeah
x. Play An Instrument - yes
x. Think You`re A Health Freak -no
X//LAYER 6\\X FOR OR AGAINST?
x. Abortion - against
x. Suicide - against
x. Gay Marriages - for
x. Gay Relationships - for
x. Marilyn Manson - for
x. Avril Lavigne - against
x. Underage Drinking - for
x. Premarital Sex - for
X//LAYER 7\\X IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
x. Drank Alcohol - yes
x. Smoked - yes
x. Done A Drug - yes
x. Made Out - yes
x. Gone To The Mall - no
x. Eaten an Entire Box Of Oreos - no
x. Eaten Sushi - no
x. Been on Stage - no
x. Been Dumped - no
x. Gone Skating - no
x. Gone Skinny Dipping - no
x. Dyed Your Hair - no
x. Stolen Anything -no
X//LAYER 8\\X EVER?
x. Played a Game That Required Removal Of Clothing - yes
x. Been Trashed or Extremely Intoxicated - yes
x. Been Caught "Doing Something" - yes
x. Gotten Beat Up - no
x. Shoplifted - no
x. Been Called a Tease - yes
X//LAYER 9\\X GETTING OLDER
x. Age You Hope To Be Married - late twenties...if ever
x. Numbers and Names of Children - two or three, names aren't a concern at the moment
x. Describe Your Dream Wedding - on the beach, barefoot, quiet, just close friends
x. How You Want To Die - knowing that i've done all i wanted
x. College You Want To Attend- don't know
x. Where Do You Want To Live - everywhere
x. Where Would You Most Like To Visit - back to europe
x. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up - sales/marketing
X//LAYER 10\\X IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
x. Best Eye Color - green
x. Short or Long Hair - in the middle, kind of shaggy
x. Height - preferably at least 6'
x. American or Foreign - american...foreign guys are fun to date though
x. Nationality - doesn't matter
x. White or Tan - tan
x. Tattoos - yes
x. Piercings - eh, depends on the guy
x. Preppy or Punk - punk
x. Buff or Skinny - somewhere in between
x. Best Clothing - i'm a sucker for skater boys
x. Best First Date Location - doesn't matter
X//LAYER 11\\X IN THE NUMBERS
x. Number of Drugs Taken Illegally - 5
x. Number of People I Could Trust With My Life - not sure
x. Number of CDs I Own - a bunch
x. Number of Piercings - 4, used to be 5
x. Number of Tattoos - 1
x. Number of Times My Name Has Appeared In The Newspaper - more than i could count
x. Number of Scars on My Body - lots
x. Number of Things In My Past That I Regret - more than i should
~100 Random Factoids About You~
1. Imagine you had ten kids, five boys and five girls, what would you call them::
A)Girls- meera, alicia, kaitlyn, lia, and natalie
B) Boys- seth, trent, josh, cody, and jake
2. Do you have braces, if so, have you ever gotten your toothbrush stuck in your braces?:: i used to have them, but no, never got anything stuck in them
3. Have you ever broken a mirror and actually had seven years bad luck?:: it's all in the mind
4. Have you ever found buried treasure (money, trinkets, civil war artifacts etc.)?:: i found five dollars in the pocket of my board shorts the other day...
5. Have you ever had your teeth knocked out due to an accident?:: no, but i had to have some pulled when i got braces
6. If you could, would you make the days shorter or longer?:: longer, as long as my work hours stayed the same
7. Do you believe the statement, "You can't love if you are never shown love?":: i believe *more* in the whole "you can't love another until you've learned to love yourself" bit.
8. What do you think of the joke "Why was six afraid of 7?" "Because seven eight nine"?:: absolutely adorable. i love crappy jokes...like, why were the little strawberries sad?
because they were in a jam...HAHAHA...whoa.
9. When you were little, did you have a fear of clowns?:: i'm not so much afraid, as i just don't like them. they aren't funny. they annoy me.
10. Do make up random words?:: usually random sound effects, but i make up words to suit my own purposes.
11. At what age do you think you’ll get married?:: late twenties...maybe.
12. Have you ever been walking under an apple tree and been hit in the head by a falling apple?:: no. besides, that whole newton story is bullshit anyways.
13. Name five good personality traits you have?:: passionate, unique, outgoing, perceptive, and fun-loving
14. Name three bad personality traits you have?:: arrogance, insecurity, and indecisiveness
15. Do you like taking photographs?:: yeah, of other people...just not me
16. Have you ever lost your family in wal-mart or another large store?:: only on purpose
17. Do you enjoy watching Family Guy?:: well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. fuck yeah i do.
18. What morals & values do you hold dear and strong?:: in the immortal words of thirsty merc...haha.
"Listen, be yourself
That's the most important thing I can say now,
Don't let anyone change you...
I know life hurts but your gonna make it through somehow
Forget all the others,
Who were scared so they criticized your views
Of course you're special and that's why your different
And that's why life is gonna notice you...
You're someone if you try...
So what? You're gonna die one day
You may as well live before we get too old, girl
You might be screwed in the head like me,
But who really cares?
At least you don't aspire to be boring and cold
You're all over the place
Well, who isn't these days?
Just keep this in your head!
Its about the ride
Just enjoy yourself!"
that about sums it up.
19. Have you ever had a boyfriend, if so, who?:: oh geez. there was the sixth grade boyfriend, dan. charlie was my first high school boyfriend. then i dated a two random younger guys for a week each, kyle and robert. me and levon went out for two years. matt and i went out for a year and half or so. chris and i were together for what felt like forever.
20. If you had to give your dreams a rating, what would you rate them:: my dreams when i sleep? they rock. totally a ten. i dream about ducks attacking the declaration of independence and other stupid crap like that.
21. Have you ever been skydiving or bungee jumping?:: not yet, but i plan on it.
22.Do you play any sports?:: i played tennis and ran cross country in high school, softball for like eight years. not so much anymore, football with friends occasionally, snowboarding, etc.
23. Imagine the world was going to end and you were selected to be one of only 500 people to be saved. You have to pick one person of all the people you know to be your mate, who do you pick?:: levon, i guess. at least i know we wouldn't kill each other.
24. What kind of books do you enjoy reading the most?:: the type that screw with your mind a bit and make you think, mostly ones that make fun of politics and religion.
25. Pick any three tv/cartoon or book characters and choose two traits you share with them,
A) gir (invader zim)- he's a bit random and really likes squirrels
B) brak (space ghost)- he plays dumb and most people don't get what is *really* going on in his head
C) eeyore (pooh)- he gets kind of low sometimes and it seems like the house is always falling on him
25. What would you do if you had a million dollars with no tax deductions?:: buy a house here in wisconsin and one in slovakia, and then just travel everywhere i've always wanted to go.
26. What do you have on your walls in your room?:: pictures of me and my friends and posters of johnny depp
27. If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live. Is it in the country or the city?:: just outside of the city in slovakia
28. Have you ever played Lasar Tag?:: no
29. Do you have any autographed items?:: i have an autograph from bart starr somewhere
30. Have you ever seen anyone die?:: not that i know of
31. Are you cold natured, warm natured or normal?:: warm natured. i'm such a wuss, i even cry when i watch the wedding story on tlc.
32. Are you Pessimist or Optimisic?:: i act optimistic but am more of a pessimist on the inside
33. Do you have a motto, famous quotes or a saying about life?:: not any one in particular, but i guess my class motto fits well, dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
34. Name five things you want to do during your life?:: have kids with someone i love, get a song played on the radio, go back to europe, find a job that i actually enjoy, and prove everyone wrong.
35. If you could travel to any four countries, where would you go and why?::
A)slovakia- because it's just awesome, i know i never stop talking about it but i LOVE it there
B)italy- i was there for a while and wish i could have see more
C)greece- i'd love to see the ruins and i've always been big on greek culture
D)australia- back there again, because i have a lot of good friends and it's beautiful
36. If you could have any job or do anything as a career with no work, what would you do?:: probably something in marketing that would let me travel
37. What book has impacted you the most and why?:: every cowgirl gets the blues by tom robbins, because wilie made me read it when i was fifteen and it kicked my every idea about life in the ass.
38. Name three talents you have?:: figuring people out, singing, and drawing
39. Did you ever get into the Beanie Baby craze?:: my mom was more into it than i was, but she bought them for me
40. What do you want to major in?:: marketing/graphic design
41. What is most important to you in life?:: never having regrets
42. Does your close/immediate family life near you or far from you?:: pretty much everyone lives in washington county, which is part of why i feel the need to leave
43. Do you have more DVD’s or VHS tapes?:: tapes, i don't actually have a vcr or dvd player, but i used to only have a vcr. now levon's stuff is all still in the apartment so it doesn't really matter.
44. How many CD’s do you have?:: oh gosh, let's not get into that. about a bazillion. i'm a music freak.
45. What’s the highest grade you’ve ever received?:: i used to be a 4.0 student
46. Do you enjoy Stephen King’s novels?:: only when i don't want to think too much
47. Are you a sports fan or anti-sports?:: depends on the sport, i've always been a tomboy so i know a lot about most sports but sometimes i just don't feel like watching. except roller derby, that's always a good time.
48. Fast food or a home cooked meal?:: home-cooked, when i have the time
49. Are you organized or disorganized?:: my life is pretty much organized chaos, other people just don't see the logic.
50. What’s your favorite type of Flower?:: those orange lilies that grow on the side of the road in the summer
51. If you could automatically learn five lanugauges, what would you learn?::
A)slovak (i know it but i'd like to be totally fluent)
B)spanish (because it's actually useful)
C)hungarian (it's a sexy language)
D)romanian (even hotter)
E)italian (since i want to go back there)
52. Do you have a temper or are you calm and collected?:: i'm pretty ridiculously calm, which i think just means that it probably isn't a good idea to really piss me off
53. Have you ever thought of guitars as a weapon?:: GOD NO. that's my baby...using it to dismember someone's face, no matter how much i hate them, would be a waste.
54. What is your favorite Video Game System?:: ATARI 7800 all the way
55. What’s the most amount of money you’ve found on the ground?:: a dollar probably. anything more was just something i dropped myself.
56. What’s the biggest prize you’ve ever won?:: $300 on lottery tickets when i was a kid
57. What type of music do you enjoy listening to?:: alternative rock and pop punk
58. If you could be reincarnated as anyone, what would you be like and why?:: probably gwen stefani, because she owns.
59. Name two things you are obsessed with?::
A)johnny depp
B)making people happy
60. Do you spend more time with your family or friends?:: friends
61. Do you eat all three meals of the day?:: nope
62. Do you get the right amount of sleep everynight or less than required?:: more, because of working second shift.
63. If you could be trapped on an island for six months and you can only have eight people living on the island with you, who do you pick and why::
A)levon because he used to be a boy scout and probably knows all kinds of cool survival skills
B)katie because she keeps things crazy
C)jeff because he helps keep me sane
D)jacki because she's one of my best friends
E)rachel because jacki doesn't go anywhere without her
F)jason because he always knows where to find beer and a party, haha.
G)travis because i need someone to yell at
H)the hamster, because he is the shit
64. Is there any food you can’t go a week without eating?:: meat. serously, i go into withdrawals, i could never be a vegetarian.
65. What’s the most amount of soda you’ve ever drinken in a 24 hour period?:: like five or six, mostly when i am having a bad day at work
66. What clothing style do you wear?:: everyone calls me avril, so i guess poser punk.
67. When you were a kid, did you parents ever eat lunch with you?:: no
68. Have you ever seen a famous person in an airport?:: yeah dude, i met hanson in L.A.
69. What does your handwriting look like?:: small and a bit hard to read
70. If you could have any superpower what power would you want to have?:: teleportation
71. What animal do you think you are most like and why?:: a cat. i just kind of hang out. i don't really do things unless i have to. i like to sleep. i like when people pay attention to me, but only when i want them to.
72.Have you ever committed any traffic violations, if so, were you caught?:: speeding and rolling stop signs
73. What were the best years of your life?:: senior year and the summer after
74.Have you ever lied about your age or weight?:: just age to get into clubs
75. What genre of movies do you enjoy?:: mostly comedies, some scary ones.
76. Have you ever rode a horse, pony or elephant?:: yes to all three
77. Name an embrassing moment you have:: falling. i do that a lot. it kind of sucks.
78. What church do you attend?:: haven't in ages, used to go to st. lawrence
79. What drives and inspires you (The people in the life, yourself, money items etc?) knowlege, as corny as it sounds. i have this massive desire to know as much as i can.
80.If you could relive any five moments in your life, what would they be?::
A)steph's party/the six flags adventure
B)any of the wednesday nights in australia, karaoke with elvis
C)amsterdam
D)a certain time with a certain someone which i am not going to discuss
E)the house parties at my place in australia
81. What is something you regret doing?:: i try not to have any, but anyone who knows me knows what it is.
82. A random fact about you?:: i blacked out last saturday night.
83. Do you laugh easily or do you generally keep a straight face?:: i am sooo bad at keeping a straight face.
84. Do you enjoy Caffine, soda's, coffee or energy drinks?:: not energy drinks. honestly i think they're pretty lame. i drink soda occasionally, and i hate coffee.
85. If you had to live off a food for a solid week, which food do you think you could live off?:: pizza
86. If you could know the answer to any question in the world, what would you ask and why?:: is there a god...for the obvious reasons
87. Do you have any secrets you'll take with you to the grave?:: yeah, but i wish i didn't
88. Have you ever had any dreams in a foreign lanugage?:: haha, yeah. those rock.
89. How often do you pray?:: never
90. What is your favorite era entertainment wise?:: the 80's
91. What is your favorite Disney song?:: the tale as old as time song from beauty and the beast
92. Have you ever met an important political figure like a mayor or the president?:: just my step-grandpa, he was a representative. also the president of rotary international.
93. Do you wear any jewelry or assesories?:: usually but not right now, avoiding metal detectors
94. Do you like working in the yard?:: only when i feel like it
95. Are you a leader or a follower?:: i lead while pretending to follow, or vice versa
96. If you could have any kind of hairstyle, what would you get and why?:: i'd like it to be a little shorter and lighter
97. If you could master any talent, what would you want to master and why?:: singing so eric would stop bitching at me
98. What is your favorite newspaper comic strip?:: get fuzzy or non-sequitor
99. Have you or would you ever consider hitchhiking?:: i haven't, but i would
100. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?:: depp...haha. no, i just want something more normal.
[x] all that apply
[] I am a university student.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I am an okay dancer.
[] I am a huge fan of lists.
[] I am a morning person.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[] I am a Republican.
[] I am allergic to something deadly.
[] I am an only child.
[] I am Catholic.
[x] I am content as of this moment.
[] I am currently in my pajamas.
[] I am currently pregnant.
[x] I am currently single.
[x] I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.
[] I am currently suffering from a breaking heart.
[x] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[] I am left handed.
[] I am married.
[] I am obsessed with my Xanga.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
[x] I am resentful that I have to grow up.
[] I am very shy around the opposite sex.
[] I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[x] I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
[] I collect picture frames.
[x] I currently have a crush on someone.
[x] I consider myself to be a 'nerd'.
[x] I currently regret something that I have done/am doing.
[x] I curse frequently.
[x] I do not believe people are inherently good or evil.
[] I don't hate anyone.
[x] I enjoy country music.
[] I enjoy jazz music.
[x] I enjoy smoothies.
[x] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[x] I have a car.
[x] I have a mobile phone.
[x] I have a hard time paying attention at school.
[x] I have a hidden talent.
[x] I have a hobby.
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[x] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[x] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy.
[x] I have all my (real) grandparents, none of them have died.
[x] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[] I have avoided work to play with my Xanga.
[x] I have been in a real relationship.
[] I have been in a threesome.
[x] I have been rejected by someone.
[] I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.
[x] I have been to another country.
[] I have been to an anime convention.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[] I have been to Las Vegas.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[x] I have cheated on a significant other.
[x] I have counted down the days until the summer.
[x] I have dated my best friend's ex.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have gone scuba diving/snorkling.
[] I have had major/minor surgery.
[] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[x] I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
[x] I have had the cops called on me.
[x] I have snogged someone I knew I shouldn't.
[x] I have snogged someone of the same sex.
[] I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
[x] I have mood swings.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[x] I have rejected someone before.
[] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[x] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[x] I have swam in the ocean.
[x] I have tried a drug that is illegal.
[] I have tried sushi.
[x] I have watched Sex and the City.
[x] I have watched the television show Spongebob Squarepants.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I like being the center of attention.
[] I like eating Ramen noodles.
[x] I like my handwriting.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[] I like the taste of blood.
[x] I like to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[] I like to vacuum.
[x] I love learning foreign languages.
[] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[] I love olives.
[x] I love rain.
[x] I love sleeping.
[x] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I own 100 CDs or more.
[] I own a home.
[x] I own and use a library card.
[x] I play a musical instrument.
[x] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
[x] I read books for pleasure.
[x] I shave my legs.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[] I strongly dislike math.
[] I think Britney Spears is pretty.
[] I think long strings of html code look cool.
[x] I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
[x] I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
[] I was born in a country other than the USA.
[] I watch more TV this year than last year.
[] I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
[] I wear contact lenses.
[x] I will try anything once.
[] I work at a job that I enjoy.
[] I would classify myself as ghetto.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I like orange kool aid.
[x] I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.
[x] I like being at school.
[] I always love wearing sweaters.
[] I love water polo.
[] I am currently wearing socks.
[x] I am being nostalgic right now.
[] I hate summer.
[x] I am tired.
[x] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
I have....
[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[x] done ecstasy.
[] done coke.
[] done crack.
[] done heroin.
[] done opium.
[] done PCP.
[] done LSD.
[] done CCC's.
[] done prescription narcotics for recreational purposes.
[] huffed air-duster.
[] been to a rave.
[] been to a real party. (at least 30 people and at least 4 types of drugs there)
[x] kissed someone.
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[] jumped a ramp with a bike.
[x] been dumped.
[x] been used.
[] shoplifted.
[x] ran from the cops.
[] been in a room of your school that you could get suspended for being in
[] been fired.
[] been kicked out of a movie theater.
[] snuck into a movie.
[] been in a fist fight.
[x] got hit by a car.
[x] fired a real gun.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[] been arrested.
[x] gone in a mosh pit.
[] stolen something from your school.
[] celebrated new years in times square.
[] gone on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[] had a crush on a teacher.
[] celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[x] been to europe.
[x] skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[x] played 'clue'
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] gone ice skating.
[x] cheated on a bf/gf.
[x] been cheated on.
[] had your tonsils out.
[] been exposed to laughing gas.
[x] had a car.
[x] driven a car.
[] Totaled a car.
Do you...
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[] hate yourself.
[] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] sing along with your music.
[] dance around the house in your underwear.
[] listen to Hawaiian Music.
[] listen to underground hip hop.
[] listen to rap.
[x] listen to classic rock.
[x] listen to new rock.
[x] listen to country.
[x] listen to reggae.
[] listen to techno.
[x] listen to hardcore punk.
[x] listen to pop.
[] listen to r&b.
[] listen to jazz.
[] listen to crooners.
[x] listen to bands that can't be put into a category.
[x] have hobbies.
[] skateboard.
[] do aggressive inline.
[x] snowboard.
[] ski.
[] surf.
[] skim board.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] get good grades.
[x] play an instrument.
[] have slippers
[x] wear boxers
[x] wear black eyeliner.
[] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like the color red
[x] like the color green
[x] like the color black
[x] like the color purple
[] like neon colors
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[] have short hair.
[] have a laptop.
[] have a pager.
Are you...
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] bilingual.
[] Hawaiian.
[] blonde
[x] a brunette
[] a redhead
[] a darkhead
[] Samoan.
[] Filipino.
[] Korean.
[] British.
[x] white.
[] Italian
[] black.
[] Inuit
[] Mexican.
[] Asian.
[] a Christian
[] a Muslim
[] a Jew
[] a Hindu
[] a scientologist
[] an atheist
[] satanist
[x] short.
[] tall
[x] just right
[x] realistic
[x] an emo kid
[] sick
[] mad
[x] lazy.
[] talking to someone.
[] IMing someone.
[] scared to die.
[] buzzed
[] high
[] caffeinated
[x] sleepy.
[] annoyed.
[] hungry.
[] thirsty.
[] on the phone.
[] in your room.
[] drinking something.
[] eating something.
[] ticklish.
[x] listening to music
X//LAYER 1\\X ON THE OUTSIDE
x. Name - jeni
x. Nickname(s) - boo, leprechaun, jen, geno, benna
x. Birthdate - august 5
x. Birthplace - hartford
x. Current Location - allenton
x. Eye Color - brown
x. Hair Color - brown
x. Height - 5'4
x. Weight - 135
x. Righty or Lefty -righty
x. Zodiac Sign - leo
X//LAYER 2\\X ON THE INSIDE...
x. Your nationality? - czech, german, dutch, finnish, norwegian, and irish
x. Shoes You Wore Today - my work shoes and my pink vans
x. Your Fears - being hit by a train, not *living*
x. Your Perfect Pizza - meat lover's
x. Goal You would Like To Achieve - see as much of the world as i can, preferably with someone who wants to see it as much as i do
X//LAYER 3\\X YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
x. What Did You Do Yesterday? - slept late, went to work, did laundry, watched a movie with levon
x. What Did You Do Today? - dropped off library books, went to work, packed
x. What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow? - leave for mexico
X//LAYER 4\\X YOUR PICK
x. Pepsi or Coke - coke
x. McDonald`s or Burger King - burger king
x. Single or Group Dates - single
x. Adidas or Nike - adidas
x. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - neither
x. Chocolate or Vanilla - vanilla
x. Cappuccino or Coffee - cappuccino
x. Gold or Silver - silver
x. Cats or Dogs - dogs
x. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys - i used to be a backstreet fan
x. Britney or Christina - neither
x. Real World or Road Rules - real world
x. TRL or 106th and Park - neither
X//LAYER 5\\X DO YOU?
x. Smoke - yeah
x. Cuss - fuck yeah
x. Take A Shower Everyday - yes
x. Think You`ve Been In Love - yes
x. Like High School - yes
x. Want To Get Married - not sure
x. Believe In Yourself - yes
x. Think You`re Pretty -yes
x. Get Motion Sickness -no
x. Get Along With Your Parents - sort of
x. Like Thunderstorms - yeah
x. Play An Instrument - yes
x. Think You`re A Health Freak -no
X//LAYER 6\\X FOR OR AGAINST?
x. Abortion - against
x. Suicide - against
x. Gay Marriages - for
x. Gay Relationships - for
x. Marilyn Manson - for
x. Avril Lavigne - against
x. Underage Drinking - for
x. Premarital Sex - for
X//LAYER 7\\X IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
x. Drank Alcohol - yes
x. Smoked - yes
x. Done A Drug - yes
x. Made Out - yes
x. Gone To The Mall - no
x. Eaten an Entire Box Of Oreos - no
x. Eaten Sushi - no
x. Been on Stage - no
x. Been Dumped - no
x. Gone Skating - no
x. Gone Skinny Dipping - no
x. Dyed Your Hair - no
x. Stolen Anything -no
X//LAYER 8\\X EVER?
x. Played a Game That Required Removal Of Clothing - yes
x. Been Trashed or Extremely Intoxicated - yes
x. Been Caught "Doing Something" - yes
x. Gotten Beat Up - no
x. Shoplifted - no
x. Been Called a Tease - yes
X//LAYER 9\\X GETTING OLDER
x. Age You Hope To Be Married - late twenties...if ever
x. Numbers and Names of Children - two or three, names aren't a concern at the moment
x. Describe Your Dream Wedding - on the beach, barefoot, quiet, just close friends
x. How You Want To Die - knowing that i've done all i wanted
x. College You Want To Attend- don't know
x. Where Do You Want To Live - everywhere
x. Where Would You Most Like To Visit - back to europe
x. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up - sales/marketing
X//LAYER 10\\X IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
x. Best Eye Color - green
x. Short or Long Hair - in the middle, kind of shaggy
x. Height - preferably at least 6'
x. American or Foreign - american...foreign guys are fun to date though
x. Nationality - doesn't matter
x. White or Tan - tan
x. Tattoos - yes
x. Piercings - eh, depends on the guy
x. Preppy or Punk - punk
x. Buff or Skinny - somewhere in between
x. Best Clothing - i'm a sucker for skater boys
x. Best First Date Location - doesn't matter
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x. Number of Drugs Taken Illegally - 5
x. Number of People I Could Trust With My Life - not sure
x. Number of CDs I Own - a bunch
x. Number of Piercings - 4, used to be 5
x. Number of Tattoos - 1
x. Number of Times My Name Has Appeared In The Newspaper - more than i could count
x. Number of Scars on My Body - lots
x. Number of Things In My Past That I Regret - more than i should