I have a cookie, a twinkie, and some chips. I am The Fat, fat is me.
*bites cookie*
Eh? Fat you say? YES. FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT!!!!!!!!!!
That's ok....fat is just a state of mind....and a couple extra pounds of lard.
Oh no....my cookie is gone. Twinkieeeeeeeeeee. I actually hate twinkies.
I love food, because I'm fat. I love eating, because I'm
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