What is the name of your autobiography?

[skitzchan]

Well, I would probably pen about 13 different autobiographies about my life.
The first would be titled:

"I Tried to Talk Down to Them, But They Had Mirrors on Their Shoes"

It would be about me and my relationship to a specific side of my family who I always thought were looking down on me, even when I was proud of myelf.

Comments

[5thelement]

"Confessions of a Recovering Fatass" would be the first one i would pen for myself.

[rolandbough]

Unexpected: but never unplanned... was one I was thinking of the other day... :-D

But I like yours... it has a humor that would make me buy it...