To my twisted minions...a test to amuse me

[skivee]

For various band-related reasons I friend just about anybody who asks me to on the old FB. Recently got a friend request by Jerry Parisi, a name I didn't know. Turns out he is the face of one of the smarmier

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[russell_moore]

"So I'm wondering what would be examples of very bad products to demonstrated placement and usage in every show."

well, there are a wealth of just odd things out there, real products (at least they were at one time)

how about Urine Sample Candy? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2010/10/urine-sample-candy.html

The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.

Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!

or perhaps some Subtle Butt Fart Pads? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/12/subtle-butt-fart-pads.html

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square,

[skivee]

How about the ad-kids demonstrating sleeping on Sealy Posture-pedic mattresses...makes for a very loooooong show. About 7 hours with no dialog or action.

[skivee]

Tuck's medicated hemorrhoid wipes and Tabasco sauce