Dude, fuck life.

I've got it!!

Talking to Dan last night, and I had a strange epiphany about me. I'm a fuckin skippie. It makes a whole lotta sense.

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"
I once met a man who was one of a kind
spinninin in right sat at the bar drinkin beer
and the story is told of how he ended his life
such a sad song stuck beind the wheal
Old man sampson...!!
if you dont put that bottle down
you will lose all control
wrap your car around a poll
go back to the bar for a another round
"

FUCK SALT

I'm waging war on all sandwichs ( Read more... )

I deemed this 'postable':


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Oh.. drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n fight
We drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n FIGHT
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
And we drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n drink n FIGHT

Ima pirate, bitch

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