Things -not- to do when sleepy at work
Sleep deprivation for the last couple of days for various reasons results in an extremely irritable and sleepy me at work.
In an attempt to stay awake today, I resorted to the following:
1) masturbation (twice, not very effective)
2) binging (gah, bad idea, need to fast for 2 days for this)
3) drinking an excessive amount of coke (which doesn't really do anything for me most of the time except make me feel bloated)
4) coffee (I hate this vile stuff because all it does is give me a horrible headache after)
So this is me at 4pm, sore, fat(ter), bloated and down with a really bad headache.