From Will & Grace

Karen: I know! Let's take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person!
Jack: Karen! You are such a female Jesus!

I suppose everyone got a laugh out of that.

Except the homeless person.

( Would you buy this? )

A conversation with mum awhile back:-

mum: 不懂你老了要怎么办啊。。。
me: 不用担心，我打算早死.
mum: 早死好，是怕你要死死不了
me: 不然我们一起死好吗？你死我跟你一起死
mum: 好啊

I never stray too far from the sidewalk
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
I don't know how to let anyone else in
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty

Because of you, I am afraid.

1st time:
BeeBee: We're just friends.
OS: Actually what you said that time, it's true.

2nd time round:
BeeBee: We're just friends la, eeeeeu?
FC:
[10:48 AM] FC says:
your best friend la
[10:48 AM] FC says:
my boyfriend la

*glares at BeeBee* YOU!!!

*phone rings....someone from downstairs answered ( Read more... )

I wish I can let all out, have a good cry, but the tears wouldn't come ( Read more... )

People put the weirdest information on their name card. Instead of the usual executive/manager/blahblah, it says, manhunt champion.

And so it is, while I was doing my data entry at work today, I came across this name card that has the position: Manageress. I had this insane urge to burst out laughing, but instead of entering manager as per normal, I decided to check it out on www.dictionary.com, just in case. Surprise surprise ( Read more... )

Funny, when you feel most lonely, it's better you are left alone.