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Well, I told Alyssa I'd write her a poem, and I was up late last night thinking about various things and this popped into my head. I really like it and I hope everyone else does. Here it be:
*edit*
skOObz72: punch him in the face
pepy jive turkey: and he's a senior
skOObz72: no..in the throat
pepy jive turkey: so punching him probably wouldnt be a good idea
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: then run like mad
pepy jive turkey: and since he's "hot" he's probably buff
skOObz72: and come out again with a wailing guitar
pepy jive turkey: which means he could out run me and kick my ass
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHHAHA
skOObz72: and blow his head up
skOObz72: with your ninja skills
pepy jive turkey: and ninjas flipping around me
pepy jive turkey: and fireworks as i wail away on the gutiar
skOObz72: and use numbchucks to chop his head off
pepy jive turkey: my guitar will have them in the back
pepy jive turkey: and the strings will be the connecty piece
skOObz72: and then..the sun will set and she'll come running up to you and strip her clothes off and do you right there
pepy jive turkey: in the middle of the dorm hall
skOObz72: all the ninjas will make a circle of protection around you and fight off all the fag jocks and heads will explode
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
pepy jive turkey: and then ill bust a nut like in scary movie
pepy jive turkey: and blow her to the ceiling
pepy jive turkey: hahahahaa
skOObz72: and she'll turn into a vampire
skOObz72: and you'll have to stab her in the heart with your weiner
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahhahahahahhaha
pepy jive turkey: my stake/penis
skOObz72: before she gets a mega grip on it
pepy jive turkey: hahahah
skOObz72: then you'd be in for trouble
pepy jive turkey: or she's bite it.. but there will be no blood to suck out cuz i just busted and all the blood is in my thinking head again
pepy jive turkey: hahahaa
pepy jive turkey: and then ill stab her with a katana
pepy jive turkey: and slice her arms off
skOObz72: and do her bloody dying body
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
pepy jive turkey: bloody dying body with no arms
skOObz72: you'll be like "WHAT NOW BITCH!?"
pepy jive turkey: hahhaha
pepy jive turkey: and all my ninja pals will walk away in disguist
skOObz72: then you'll go super saiyan and kill them all
pepy jive turkey: except 5 ninjas who turn out to be ninjetts
skOObz72: with your pink fur
pepy jive turkey: and they'll strip and do me right there too
skOObz72: then they'll get you intoxicated and make you do them again without protection and they'll get pregrant
skOObz72: then they'll have james-ninjette babies
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahaha
skOObz72: who'll reak havok on the world
pepy jive turkey: and ill be too old to fight them off anymore
pepy jive turkey: meanwhile ull be rich
skOObz72: and i'll be like..ultra rich, so i'll..WHOA
skOObz72: you were thinking the same thing
pepy jive turkey: with 20,000 slaves
pepy jive turkey: hahahhaha
skOObz72: 500,000 sex slaves
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahahahhahahaa
pepy jive turkey: thats so funny
pepy jive turkey: you could go for years without ever doing the same chick twice
pepy jive turkey: hahahahha
skOObz72: they'll all do sexy no jutsu and turn into ULTRA HOT sex slaves and all the ninjas will have blood squirting out their noses and i'll defeat them all
skOObz72: then i'll do all the sex slaves at once
pepy jive turkey: if you did one a day.. they would last you 1369 years
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: i'll be so rich i'll become immortal
pepy jive turkey: hahaahahahaa
skOObz72: my purpose for living is to do them all, so once that's done i'll die
pepy jive turkey: hahhahahahhahaa
skOObz72: and the world will shake and the heavens will open up and hail the size of basket balls will fall on the earth and kill EVERYONE! RAWRRR!!
pepy jive turkey: and then you'll be reborn
pepy jive turkey: like jesus!
skOObz72: and everyone will worship me
pepy jive turkey: to repopulate the world
skOObz72: and one of my super hot sex slaves really turns out to be the devil
skOObz72: so now i've had the scott-devil child
skOObz72: and it'll reak havok on the worl
skOObz72: d
pepy jive turkey: meanwhile kyle will be gay-in it up
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: and one of your james-ninjette children magically survived and it meets up with my scott-devil child
pepy jive turkey: and he'll be like whoa!
pepy jive turkey: i must kill this hot woman.. hse must perish
skOObz72: and they grow up and have james-scott-ninjette-devil children to RULE THE WORLD!
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
skOObz72: then we're all screwed
*edit*
skOObz72: punch him in the face
pepy jive turkey: and he's a senior
skOObz72: no..in the throat
pepy jive turkey: so punching him probably wouldnt be a good idea
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: then run like mad
pepy jive turkey: and since he's "hot" he's probably buff
skOObz72: and come out again with a wailing guitar
pepy jive turkey: which means he could out run me and kick my ass
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHHAHA
skOObz72: and blow his head up
skOObz72: with your ninja skills
pepy jive turkey: and ninjas flipping around me
pepy jive turkey: and fireworks as i wail away on the gutiar
skOObz72: and use numbchucks to chop his head off
pepy jive turkey: my guitar will have them in the back
pepy jive turkey: and the strings will be the connecty piece
skOObz72: and then..the sun will set and she'll come running up to you and strip her clothes off and do you right there
pepy jive turkey: in the middle of the dorm hall
skOObz72: all the ninjas will make a circle of protection around you and fight off all the fag jocks and heads will explode
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
pepy jive turkey: and then ill bust a nut like in scary movie
pepy jive turkey: and blow her to the ceiling
pepy jive turkey: hahahahaa
skOObz72: and she'll turn into a vampire
skOObz72: and you'll have to stab her in the heart with your weiner
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahhahahahahhaha
pepy jive turkey: my stake/penis
skOObz72: before she gets a mega grip on it
pepy jive turkey: hahahah
skOObz72: then you'd be in for trouble
pepy jive turkey: or she's bite it.. but there will be no blood to suck out cuz i just busted and all the blood is in my thinking head again
pepy jive turkey: hahahaa
pepy jive turkey: and then ill stab her with a katana
pepy jive turkey: and slice her arms off
skOObz72: and do her bloody dying body
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
pepy jive turkey: bloody dying body with no arms
skOObz72: you'll be like "WHAT NOW BITCH!?"
pepy jive turkey: hahhaha
pepy jive turkey: and all my ninja pals will walk away in disguist
skOObz72: then you'll go super saiyan and kill them all
pepy jive turkey: except 5 ninjas who turn out to be ninjetts
skOObz72: with your pink fur
pepy jive turkey: and they'll strip and do me right there too
skOObz72: then they'll get you intoxicated and make you do them again without protection and they'll get pregrant
skOObz72: then they'll have james-ninjette babies
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahaha
skOObz72: who'll reak havok on the world
pepy jive turkey: and ill be too old to fight them off anymore
pepy jive turkey: meanwhile ull be rich
skOObz72: and i'll be like..ultra rich, so i'll..WHOA
skOObz72: you were thinking the same thing
pepy jive turkey: with 20,000 slaves
pepy jive turkey: hahahhaha
skOObz72: 500,000 sex slaves
pepy jive turkey: hahahahahahahhahahaa
pepy jive turkey: thats so funny
pepy jive turkey: you could go for years without ever doing the same chick twice
pepy jive turkey: hahahahha
skOObz72: they'll all do sexy no jutsu and turn into ULTRA HOT sex slaves and all the ninjas will have blood squirting out their noses and i'll defeat them all
skOObz72: then i'll do all the sex slaves at once
pepy jive turkey: if you did one a day.. they would last you 1369 years
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: i'll be so rich i'll become immortal
pepy jive turkey: hahaahahahaa
skOObz72: my purpose for living is to do them all, so once that's done i'll die
pepy jive turkey: hahhahahahhahaa
skOObz72: and the world will shake and the heavens will open up and hail the size of basket balls will fall on the earth and kill EVERYONE! RAWRRR!!
pepy jive turkey: and then you'll be reborn
pepy jive turkey: like jesus!
skOObz72: and everyone will worship me
pepy jive turkey: to repopulate the world
skOObz72: and one of my super hot sex slaves really turns out to be the devil
skOObz72: so now i've had the scott-devil child
skOObz72: and it'll reak havok on the worl
skOObz72: d
pepy jive turkey: meanwhile kyle will be gay-in it up
pepy jive turkey: hahaha
skOObz72: and one of your james-ninjette children magically survived and it meets up with my scott-devil child
pepy jive turkey: and he'll be like whoa!
pepy jive turkey: i must kill this hot woman.. hse must perish
skOObz72: and they grow up and have james-scott-ninjette-devil children to RULE THE WORLD!
pepy jive turkey: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
skOObz72: then we're all screwed