Visa Guide to Benefits; or, In Good Hands (or Feet, or Any Combination Thereof)

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As a Visa Cardholder, you, your spouse or domestic partner and your dependent child(ren) will be automatically insured against accidental loss of life, limb, sight, speech or hearing while riding as a passenger in, entering or exiting any licensed common carrier, provided the entire cost of the passenger fare(s), less redeemable certificates,

Comments

[stoplabelingme]

Wow. But who gets the benefits after you die? Your spouse or your domestic partner?

[skooshje]

In that case, they drop the money (small denominations, unmarked bills) from low-flying aircraft above the general vicinity of the accident in question.

Either that, or it goes to your estate. One or the other.

[stoplabelingme]

The should put it in one of those glass boxes and have your catty significant others take turns grabbing as many hundreds as they can in forty seconds.