someone write me this

[skoosiepants]

I've read a lot of teen wolf fics where the sheriff thinks all that sneaking in and out of Stiles' room means they're dating, and then Derek goes all polite and he's too young or whatever, but what I wanna see is, like, something where Stiles goes, "what? no, he's, like--30!" and Derek looks at him all weird and, "I'm 23," and Stiles does a you see

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[paper_tzipporah]

Oh my god, I would read the hell out of that.

[skoosiepants]

Derek would totally take this as a challenge!

[sparkysparky]

omg can this happen immediately?? And like, Derek starts watching Jersey Shore and reading the Hunger Games and all that to prove that he's still young and hip.

OMG ! And Derek gets a Tumblr just so he can make current pop culture references

[skoosiepants]

hee, I keep picturing him trying to hold Stiles hand all the time, and Stiles tries to shake him off, but Derek is like an octopus

[sparkysparky]

Derek is Bones:

[skoosiepants]

hahahahahahha

[abbylee]

Yessssss. Tell me more about socially awkward Derek :)

[veracity]

I've seen exactly 1.5 episodes of this show, but I seriously want to see this fic...now. And I have a friend that was squeal around the world since she's a huge shipper.

[sparkysparky]

*happy seal noises*

[sin_fuego]

\o/ Bless your cow!

[skoosiepants]

Hurray!!!!