I fought it. I was like, oh gentle jesus, pre-faded clothes that look like they've been worn already? Eff that mess. I mean, I could understand the "baggy" trend. It was, at the very least, comfortable.
I'm one of the masses now though. I look for the dirtiest jeans possible, and in stead of ironing them, or rolling the cuffs to keep from fraying, I just wear the ever-loving shit out of them. Plus, now I can sell all my old jeans that I wear to work on my car to Plato's closet for meth money.
No need for meth money...skoozdagSeptember 16 2004, 20:27:17 UTC
I've started a lab in my new place. Crsytal methaphedamine, hydroponic cannibus, tephlon, Greek numbers, you name it, I make it. Except for, of course, pre-shredded jeans. I make jeans tainted with LSD, so that if you lick them you go on a stone cold soul picnic, but if you want them to come with holes, I am sorry, but go to the Gap.
PS - Plato's closet is really a secret society of dirty sock worshippers. Meet me in that tree in front of your house later to discuss it.
And I would like to state that all my clothes with holes in them have holes because they were put there by Me. Or someone else non-commerically, but thats another story...
Yes, I am a free man.skoozdagSeptember 16 2004, 20:29:40 UTC
The only thing I need to spruce up the new place is a half finished plastic bottle of Ron Rico rum. Too bad, I can't think of a single Pier One Imports that carries such a thing...
And sorry I haven't been keeping up with livejournals. I don't post as much as I used to, but that's not to say that I don't read, like a hawk with a microscope, which means I can read really really small print. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Tying everything we've talked about in the past week in a neat little package.majijahSeptember 16 2004, 22:09:08 UTC
OOOOH HEY! I've got a half finnished bottle of Ron Rico in my kitchen... with the revolver- by Mr Green (who was played by Michael McKeon in the live action movie based on the game.) You KNow who else was in the movie? Martin Mull. *m*
Re: I'm laughing right now-skoozdagSeptember 16 2004, 20:40:18 UTC
I really should of had a footnote giving you credit. That is why I used the Aztecs. I just forgot to mention Cortez, because he does tie everything together.
Cortez, cordoroy jeans, jeans with holes, Aztecs with dented jewerly, I thinks it's pretty obvious that Cortez stole the idea of ruining apparel before you wear it and, being that he invented cordory (I'm assuming this because his name the word sound alike), jeans were used first in this way.
(Barry Bostwick; Rocky Horror Picture Show) I win.
L M F A O @ Like in the ancient Aztec days in Mexico, while one of the tribal whatever's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good deal on moving out! Where are you at? Do you like it? Hey--BTW--sorry I didn't get to meet up with you the last time you called. Call again! We shall DRINK!
It's on Holland Sylvania by Airport. The place is great. Clean, well furnished, no killer bees, I can't complain.
We'll drink again. And again, and again. After that, we'll make plans...plans to drink again.
(side note: the above about drinking was meant to be read in a forcful, apocolyptic type low voice, like when people in soap operas make manical vows about keeping their babies)
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Wait, not ripped... "de-stressed."
I fought it. I was like, oh gentle jesus, pre-faded clothes that look like they've been worn already? Eff that mess. I mean, I could understand the "baggy" trend. It was, at the very least, comfortable.
I'm one of the masses now though. I look for the dirtiest jeans possible, and in stead of ironing them, or rolling the cuffs to keep from fraying, I just wear the ever-loving shit out of them. Plus, now I can sell all my old jeans that I wear to work on my car to Plato's closet for meth money.
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PS - Plato's closet is really a secret society of dirty sock worshippers. Meet me in that tree in front of your house later to discuss it.
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And I would like to state that all my clothes with holes in them have holes because they were put there by Me. Or someone else non-commerically, but thats another story...
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And sorry I haven't been keeping up with livejournals. I don't post as much as I used to, but that's not to say that I don't read, like a hawk with a microscope, which means I can read really really small print. I don't know where I'm going with this.
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LOL
Oh Brad you keep life fun.
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Cortez, cordoroy jeans, jeans with holes, Aztecs with dented jewerly, I thinks it's pretty obvious that Cortez stole the idea of ruining apparel before you wear it and, being that he invented cordory (I'm assuming this because his name the word sound alike), jeans were used first in this way.
(Barry Bostwick; Rocky Horror Picture Show) I win.
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Good deal on moving out! Where are you at? Do you like it?
Hey--BTW--sorry I didn't get to meet up with you the last time you called. Call again! We shall DRINK!
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We'll drink again. And again, and again. After that, we'll make plans...plans to drink again.
(side note: the above about drinking was meant to be read in a forcful, apocolyptic type low voice, like when people in soap operas make manical vows about keeping their babies)
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(side note: the above about drinking was meant to be read in a slow, intoxicated voice.)
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