I know you physically have a heart, but do you emotionally?
I do. People keep breaking it, though, so it's kinda held together with tape at the moment.
Ever dated a blonde hair blue, eyed person?
Nope.
How often do you say 'lol' in a computer or text conversation?
Semi often?
Are you capable of holding down a long-term relationship?
It seems not.
Have a crazy side?
I have a sane side, which comes out sometimes when I'm happy and not stressed out or depressed. That's not very often these days.
Do you drink energy drinks?
Occasionally.
Are you drifting away from someone you were close with?
Yes. I'm not sure how I should feel about that.
Do you like your name?
If I didn't like Skorpy, I wouldn't keep using it.
What, my REAL name? That is a real name.
The one my parents gave me? Why would I use that? I hate it. People keep mocking it.
Have you talked to anyone lately who you normally wouldn't talk to?
Yeah. Some newb on eve.
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Nope.
Are you planning to have a kid?
No.
What is your background on your phone?
Spaaaace, a cow/camo pattern, and more spaaace. Yes, I have three.
Who are the past 4 people to send you a text?
Oh god. Where's my phone...
Vodafone, paige, ryan, and jazzy. And tan if you don't count a phone company as actual people.
Did you climb trees when you were younger?
Sometimes. I was always too skinny and gangly to do it right. Plus, lack of trees suitable. Fucking council keeps chopping lower branches off, or just taking them out completely.
Hot or cold showers?
Hot. Hothothot.
Where will your next kiss take place?
I don't know. Probably a long time away.
Do you believe that there's one more person in the world who looks exactly like you?
I keep getting mistaken for other people, SOMEhow.
Do you have any bruises right now?
A few still healing.
How long until your next birthday?
Most of a year.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
I don't ask for people's middle names. I don't use people's REAL names, half the time, dammit.
What color is your phone?
Grey and silver, all of them.
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Yes. Many times. It's not fun.
Are you happy right now?
No! Quit rubbing it in.
Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
Fuck no.
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
LFCC, another furmeet, next payday.
The last person that made you angry, did you tell them?
No, because I'd be telling that to practically everyone.
Is it hard to make you laugh?
Sometimes, yes.
Is there someone of the opposite sex that knows a lot about you?
Yes.
Do you remember who you liked on your birthday last year?
Pretty much the same as now.
What do you think about before you go to sleep?
I don't know. I just sort of pass out, so I don't even know WHEN I go to sleep.
Have you held hands with someone in the past week?
No.
Lil Wayne comes to your town, would you go see his concert?
Who?
Ever truly hated yourself?
Not really. Other people seem to be doing it just fine without me joining in.
Any piercings or tattoos you want to have?
I did want a tattoo. Now, I'm not so sure.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
No. I don't.
Do you know anyone who has been to rehab?
Nope.
What color are your eyes?
Blue/grey/greenish. It varies.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Same as always, yes.
Are you scared of spiders?
No, but they have to die.
Dark jeans or light?
Light. They start dark, but fade. The current pairs are really faded.
Do you have anything illegal in your possession?
It'd be illegal if I took it with me anywhere.
Do you cross your legs when you sit?
Not usually.
Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
*snort* No. Wanting something isn't enough. You have to be prepared to put in some fucking effort as well.
What will you be doing in 2 hours?
Same as now; essentially nothing.
What are you currently listening to?
Top gear, and whirrrr.
Do you honestly miss someone?
Yes. Quite a few people.
Why aren't you at home right now?
Because this is hardly home. I live here, but it's not home, Home is somewhere I feel welcome, which I don't here. People I like? Not here. Somewhere I want to be? NOT FUCKING HERE.
Do you smile when you get a text?
If it's from a person, and not automated spam.
Who was the last male you talked to?
James, if you don't count customer service. Which I don't. Because it's not really talking. It's pointing and saying 'go there'.
Ever liked someone who was married?
Yes.
Meet anyone new this year?
I attended expo, so yeah.
Do you tend to waste a lot of money?
Do you count dentistry, fuel, and fast food as wasting money? That's where the vast majority of mine goes.
What were you doing at 3 am this morning?
Sleeping.
Whose hoodie did you wear last?
Mine. Other people's tend to hang off me, and borrowing things is a sign of poor preparation. I'm usually a lender.
Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
I'll go to sleep a bit after, with luck.
Has someone recently told you something you didn't want to hear?
Yes.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
No. People hate me who used to like me, I don't know if certain people even want to like me any more, my job fucking sucks, I'm still broke despite employment, my joints are painful and I can't afford to get them sorted out this year...
Are you currently talking to/texting/instant messaging anyone?
No. Nobody's online.
Where is your phone?
Two upstairs, one on the table.
Do you ever think about the past?
Occasionally. I try not to.
Have a best friend?
A few.
Are you a boy or girl?
I'm a skorpy. Quit prying.
Do you trust all your friends?
If I didn't, they wouldn't be friends, would they?
Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
It makes me annoyed because they're showing me what I can't have.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yeah. People usually take advantage and hurt me again.
Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes.
Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year?
For NEXT year, you mean? I'm not sure.
Are you wearing a ring?
No. I don't do 'bling', especially not anything easily lost.
What is the closest thing to you that's blue?
My jeans.
Do you have a fear of taking tests when you are not prepared?
Doesn't everyone?
Do you like meeting new people?
If they're nice, and I'm in the right mood.
Are your nails painted?
No.
Do you have brown eyes?
ALREADY ASKED, PISS OFF
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Work. Sleep schedule. Driving. Talking to people online. A better question would be 'are there any situations in your life that AREN'T stressful'.
Do you know anyone that DOESN'T smoke weed?
What kind of fucking stupid question is that? I only know one person who smokes that shit. Most of my friends are smart enough to avoid mind-altering substances, especially illegal ones.
Have you ever taken extra classes, just to learn more?
I don't learn well from classes. I learn on my own.
Do you use Twitter?
Yes.
Do you listen to country music?
*snort*
No.
Do you E-Mail anymore?
Yes.
Were you born in the 90's?
No.
Has it snowed any this week?
Somewhere.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah. Top gear finished, radio on.
Do you still live with your parents?
One of them, not by choice.
When was the last time something bothered you?
Last time kender went off at me. Last time my mother said anything. Last time I looked at the list of people NOT online.
What time did you wake up today?
13:00
Were you happier or sadder this time last year?
Happier. Way happier.
Do you watch The Bachelor?
What now?
Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
Yes.