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[skorri]

Let's see. At my first attempt to roll out of bed this morning, I discovered my body was working against me in the form of a concrete block laying on my head. So I determined that my head felt like shit as I finally got up. Now the next turn of events was surpising as I instantly stumbled into the wall. Now even when I wake up I have the ability to

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[apocope]

That sounds shitty. How did you manage to get this 'virus'? I've never heard of anything like it.