I woke myself up about eight times the other night. I would swallow while sleeping and the pain coming from my throat would wake me up. It felt as if I had swallowed a broken razorblade and the pieces had lodged themselves in the sides of my throat. God blessed the man that made cherry chloreseptic spray.

I was gonna say something....something with meaning....umm...Oh yeah. It's fucking cold. I thought the colds before that warm spell were cold, but hell no....it's cold.

School's becoming untolerable to me. I can't wait for the semester break. Fueling myself on cigarettes and 18 packs of beer. 2006 just aint moving fast enough.

That unsatisfying feeling sits there lurking in my stomach right now. I don't know why it's there but I can't shake it off. Feels like I wanna break out of my skin, like I need to be new. Damn this sucks.

Graduated...booyaka. Thats all i've done bitches.

I watched Last of the Mohicans today. That James Cooper guy sure can write great books that produce great movies. But anyways, I watched the part where one of those mean indians was gonna kill his girlfriend, so he fought through four other indians and right before the guy was gonna cut her throat, he hit him in the forehead with a axe. Fuck I bet ( Read more... )

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To everyone that said Mitch Hedberg died of a heroin over dose. Shut the fuck up until you bring me a news report. Fuck that rumor that Howard Stern started. Thank you.

Terrible news today. Mitch Hedberg died at age 37 in a new jersey hotel room. He had a heart attack. I don't think i'll be laughing anytime soon...God, my favorite comedian just gone like that...RIP Mitch.

So today I awoke to a big ass box iun my room that was delivered by the UPS man. It turned out to be my new golf clubs, fucking right! So I wake up the brother and we head to the golf course to play a few holes since i'm on the golf team and figure the fees I paid allow me to go practice when I care to. So we get there, we tee off on the 1 and ( Read more... )