...i couldn't resist doing it again...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed bigcatlover's flat tire (15 points). In April I pushed fixedcamera in the mud (-17 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ignitemyheart (-5000 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
skrewyphreak