"First it was two sets of footprints in the sand, then it was one set of footprints in the sand. When times get hard and shit hits the fan, God don't walk with me he carry me man" G-unit ( Read more... )

Lets see, some cookie things followed immediately by about 9 or 10 slices of pizza, then some cookies. Some ribs. Fortune cookies. All in like 5 minutes. If thats not the munchies I'll be damned if I know what is.

So, my old man found out I smoke. Not that I try to hide it, I'm pretty sure all you have to do is stand next to me to realize this. Of course he tries to make a lecture about it, while being respectful of that fact that I smoke. He's like "I never got into smoking bad, but I'd get a cigarette or a small cigar if I was going to a club because I ( Read more... )

So, I realized that I had a problem when I heard the word millionaire and I got an erection. Wonder if they have rehab for greedy motherfuckers.

This just in. Smoking is good for you. And I'm not just saying that because I'm high, even if I am. And even better I got enough to last me until saturday, hopefully. So if you talk to me and I'm not in the best mood ever then.. I probably smoked more than I planned and ran out. Which isn't good.

The phrase "Lifes not fair", comes to mind. But then again how can you tell if you really aren't getting what you deserve when you're so set in your ways that you won't allow yourself to speak your mind unless it's about hate or violence or the physical aspects of a member of the opposite sex. If you're so used to not saying shit because you don't ( Read more... )

Best weekend I had in a long time, for once everything seemed to fall into place again. Got to chill with my cousin, Melissa called, surprisingly enough. Then go to a party with my brother's boy. That was pretty tight because I was high when I got there. Then I kept putting green in the air, and so did some other people. The highlight of saturday ( Read more... )

I'd kill for a black right now, and you don't even want to know what I'd do for a blunt. But its raining hard as hell and almost 2 am so I'll go to sleep and try to dream of getting high. Friday is payday, so early in the morning you can expect my ass to be up at the bank collecting ends for an all day highathon. I should start a national weed ( Read more... )

Darren's cool. Darren's pimpzilla. Darren's going to be the future president of everything right? El presidente! Guess what else? Darren just got through choking the shit out of his mom. Still want to be my friend? Didn't think so. Fuck that bitch and fuck you too.

"You don't puff what I puff? get from round me. You ain't crunk, you a punk? Get from round me. You aint down to dump when I dump? Get from round me. Nigga, get from round me. Nigga get from round me ( Read more... )