I Know My Rights!

[skulan]

I somehow missed this on Friday: Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars". Remember, always fill out your legal paperwork when you're still good and mad! Show those corporate slugs who's boss! Demand the kind of money that would require every living person on Earth to give you 266 dollars a day... for 2.7 billion years.

-Sam

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[skulan]

Except the complaint will get thrown out immediately for being freakin' ridiculous. And there's likely to be little PR fallout in this particular case. Hell, it's practically an advertisement: "Bank of America: we piss off people who CAN'T count." Now if thousands of people were to initiate lawsuits for, say, a couple thousand dollars, then the hassle would start to add up. The current case is like David and Goliath, only David is played by Charles Manson. Sure, Goliath's a dick, but I'd feel odd rooting for the crazy dude.

-Sam