First Shot- [Video]

[skullfucku]

[Guess who finally came-to? Jan wakes up.... completely full. Sitting up he rustles in his pockets, finding the gadget in his hand and tosses it down. Device starts recording. Jan is shown... ontop of a roof somewhere- its mid afternoon]

HOLY FUCK. Anyone get the number on that motherfucking SEMI that floored me? [He falls back down on the roof,

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[deadlywires]

...

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[deadlywires]

You. Out of everyone this place could bring and they choose a mindless cursing ruffian Nazi.

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[skullfucku]

2/2- voice

[skullfucku]

[He laughs....a lot] HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Is that you, old man? Cuz if it is... I dont think I had the chance to properly fuck you over. I think I'm in fucking love with this place. Too much.

[3_hat_day]

... Cool story, bro

[skullfucku]

Yeah, minus getting knocked on my fucking ass, having ecstasy run through my goddamn veins, I thought so too.

[3_hat_day]

Well, YAWN Valentine, I hope you've got the strength to back up all that shit you just said.

Because if you step out of line? I will kill you. Fucking vamp.

[skullfucku]

Ha... HAHAHAHA. Oh really?? Thats fucking funny, man. If I'd be dead cuz I stepped out of line, would've died in the fucking womb.

He likes you already

[fathers_pride]

You're scary, mister!

XD oh hell yeah

[skullfucku]

Oh I'm more than just fucking scary, skidmark. Dont fucking insult me.

[fathers_pride]

...or else?

[skullfucku]

Or else you could be used as pocket sized snack I periodically pull out to use as a fucking puppet via claws in the motherfucking spine. Sure, the gigs would be sweet at first, and your body will fucking rot and reek after a while, but it'll be our golden days.

[skybound_love]

Ah, another of those types.

[skullfucku]

Thats what I hear. What the fuck.

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[dontcallmegol]

{Woooow. Listen to the mouth on that one. He's just going to sit back and watch for now. He doesn't know about half the crap you're talking about but he can only assume it's not good.}

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[dontcallmegol]

{And not very amused by the middle finger, but he figures you'll learn. Giving you advice or warnings? Not today, they'll probably fall on deaf ears anyway. But he may be keeping an eye on you bucko.}