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[skumg33k]

A man came into my store carrying a bag full of our merchanidse wishing to make a return. When I requested a receipt he gladly handed his to me. It was nothing but his items added up on a printing calculator, yet he claimed that it was his original reciept and can he fucking get his money back? I pondered how to go about telling him what a

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[spamspamspam]

halfway thru that story i'm thinking "shit this is crazy... man if i was there, i'd be looting that motherfucker like crazy..." and then it was the end. and i want your shower curtain. i think you should donate it to me. the end.

[alwaysfeel]

OHMYFUCKINGGOSH.

THAT scared the crap outta me.

<3you.

dreams are curazy.

[jofo]

You had me up until "the ground was cracked in large sections and flames were coming through them". I think the only thing that could have done that, save a natural disaster, would be either A) large amounts of burning jet fuel (in a mall?!), or B) Hell opened up below Hot Topic. Goddamn goths.

This must be a sign that you need to transfer to the Fair Oaks Mall Hot Topic.

p.s. Its been FOREVER. I hope I get the job with Dale, then I can come over and vist every day after work! Get on a computer and AIM me lady!

[termitesgraffix]

damn straight... everything... seems someone else agrees with me. THAT must be a sign. ;) Monique

Me too man, hope you get the job, cause I think it would be fun having you here and the whole hangin with Maux, teachin her spinny spin too.

Later.

[oh_kate]

oh maux! that's scary.

[kasty]

Hell hath no fury like that reserved for the Hot Topic shopper. = P